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BB's Competitive Eating New Years Resolutions for 2010
7. Try to urge more fans other than "CE fan" to post on Realeaters.com blog.
8. Try to shake off the title of having the worst breath in CE
9. Accomplish the near impossible by trying to get Badlands Booker to say something negative about
somebody
10.Convince the Sheas to bring Furious Pete aboard so he can get his ass handed to him by Sonya,
Bob, Joey & Pat.
11. Attempt to find and conquer an eating challenge that some asshole wont duplicate or beat my time
the very next day
12. Attempt to reconcile with Stinky Mierniki after being considered at one point the apple of his eye to
quickly deteriorating to the dingle berries in his asshole
13. Attempt to recreate the 2004 Zeung noodle contest with Jim Reeves, Brian Subich Brett Barna &
Kevin Carr to echo my 6yr old prediction "I'll wipe the floor with all of them"
14. Try to become as good an eater as i am a singer
15. Convince the Sheas to talk to a sponsor about give Bonebreaker Barlow a spot on a TV show so he
doesn't have to sell himself on Mad as Hell TV.
16. Convince Crazy Legs mom to find someone else beside myself to replace Joe Menchetti as the new
bully in competitive eating.
8. Try to shake off the title of having the worst breath in CE
9. Accomplish the near impossible by trying to get Badlands Booker to say something negative about
somebody
10.Convince the Sheas to bring Furious Pete aboard so he can get his ass handed to him by Sonya,
Bob, Joey & Pat.
11. Attempt to find and conquer an eating challenge that some asshole wont duplicate or beat my time
the very next day
12. Attempt to reconcile with Stinky Mierniki after being considered at one point the apple of his eye to
quickly deteriorating to the dingle berries in his asshole
13. Attempt to recreate the 2004 Zeung noodle contest with Jim Reeves, Brian Subich Brett Barna &
Kevin Carr to echo my 6yr old prediction "I'll wipe the floor with all of them"
14. Try to become as good an eater as i am a singer
15. Convince the Sheas to talk to a sponsor about give Bonebreaker Barlow a spot on a TV show so he
doesn't have to sell himself on Mad as Hell TV.
16. Convince Crazy Legs mom to find someone else beside myself to replace Joe Menchetti as the new
bully in competitive eating.