Oct 1
Rocktober is upon us and with that brings the DC Chilli eating contest on 10/9. Several months ago a ranked eater who calls himself Wing
Kong sent me a rather nasty text message calling me a douche bag along with other choice words. He also went on to say that Pretty Boy
Davekos feels the same . Thats funny Davekos was more than gracious to me at Nathans this past July. In a separate text Wing Ding then
went on to say "I will give you the opportunity to back up youre words next time i see you" . Words ? What words? What the hell is his problem?
He then went on to credit the source as someone whom i had a past phone convo with. Without mentioning the source name it took me two sec
to figure out who the backstabbing troublemaker is. The only obvious name that came to mind was the infamous fwd email messenger and
defunct fed member currently employed by the USPS. I perceived his comment as some sort of threat . Notice how he tries to make it appear as
though i initiated the confrontation with "I will give YOU the opportunity" I wasnt born yesterday fool . Bottom line , I never called the guy out nor
do i have any intention of engaging in a physical confrontation with someone that obviously has a chip on his shoulder . All i ever said to him
was that i thought he was playing dumb when i made some sort of a general observation on another member or members of the IFOCE. Its
amazing how sensitive and touchy some people are when its nothing with nothing . If he wants to talk smack when he sees me in DC , knock
yourself out dude. If he wants to take it a step further and attempt to take a swing at me well thats a huge mistake right there. Im coming to DC
to eat chilli and not engage in grade school fist a cuffs just cause someone got offended over bullshit . I dont want to make excuses as to why
i allowed two locals and some dude named Bam Bam to finish ahead of me in Texas Tamales last week but i was forced to catch a 6am same
day flight to Texas, had to hustle out of a traffic laden airport and to make matters worse endure 95 degree heat. The tamales although
somewhat tasty, were filled with lard and saturated fat and that along with watching the tamales bake and sweat in the oppressive heat
certainly didn't help matters much. As you already know i was dead serious about pulling myself from the contest regardless of the long
journey. I still managed to put away 19 contrary to the 18.5 i was credited with.. I saw Keating or one of the judges write on the tally sheet Brian
19. . I assume when i left they changed it. No big deal i was out of the money anyway. Im not going out of my way to speak for anyone else
who's original numbers were changed. They are big enough to speak for themselves.
Kong sent me a rather nasty text message calling me a douche bag along with other choice words. He also went on to say that Pretty Boy
Davekos feels the same . Thats funny Davekos was more than gracious to me at Nathans this past July. In a separate text Wing Ding then
went on to say "I will give you the opportunity to back up youre words next time i see you" . Words ? What words? What the hell is his problem?
He then went on to credit the source as someone whom i had a past phone convo with. Without mentioning the source name it took me two sec
to figure out who the backstabbing troublemaker is. The only obvious name that came to mind was the infamous fwd email messenger and
defunct fed member currently employed by the USPS. I perceived his comment as some sort of threat . Notice how he tries to make it appear as
though i initiated the confrontation with "I will give YOU the opportunity" I wasnt born yesterday fool . Bottom line , I never called the guy out nor
do i have any intention of engaging in a physical confrontation with someone that obviously has a chip on his shoulder . All i ever said to him
was that i thought he was playing dumb when i made some sort of a general observation on another member or members of the IFOCE. Its
amazing how sensitive and touchy some people are when its nothing with nothing . If he wants to talk smack when he sees me in DC , knock
yourself out dude. If he wants to take it a step further and attempt to take a swing at me well thats a huge mistake right there. Im coming to DC
to eat chilli and not engage in grade school fist a cuffs just cause someone got offended over bullshit . I dont want to make excuses as to why
i allowed two locals and some dude named Bam Bam to finish ahead of me in Texas Tamales last week but i was forced to catch a 6am same
day flight to Texas, had to hustle out of a traffic laden airport and to make matters worse endure 95 degree heat. The tamales although
somewhat tasty, were filled with lard and saturated fat and that along with watching the tamales bake and sweat in the oppressive heat
certainly didn't help matters much. As you already know i was dead serious about pulling myself from the contest regardless of the long
journey. I still managed to put away 19 contrary to the 18.5 i was credited with.. I saw Keating or one of the judges write on the tally sheet Brian
19. . I assume when i left they changed it. No big deal i was out of the money anyway. Im not going out of my way to speak for anyone else
who's original numbers were changed. They are big enough to speak for themselves.
Oct 2
Competitive eating commentary for October will focus on my deactivation of facebook and the possible future re emergement under my eating name. I
will also include several other topics in the sport that might be of interest.
will also include several other topics in the sport that might be of interest.
Oct 3
Just got word from MLE that large plastic spoons will be provided for the chili contest in DC on Oct 9th. You can hold the bowls close
to your mouth but no sipping or slurping involved. 30lbs of chilli for each competitor but the current plan is individual bowls of 16 or
32oz. Regardless, it will take close to a gallon to win this thing. I doubt anyone on this planet can eat more than that in a 6 min time
frame. Brian Subich says he has no intention of making a peace offering with CLC and why should he? . He did nothing wrong. I for
one never ever offer my hand in apology to anyone because its against my religion and besides apologies mean shit anyway. .
Subich says his primary goal is to bury Conti badly in Chilli this coming Saturday in DC . My primary goal is to humiliate this female c-
teaser in chilli who goes by the name of edible and leaves twitter messages claiming to have turned down sex with herself due to a
headache and bad mood. Ha ha ha hilarious. Henny Youngman jokes are more entertaining
to your mouth but no sipping or slurping involved. 30lbs of chilli for each competitor but the current plan is individual bowls of 16 or
32oz. Regardless, it will take close to a gallon to win this thing. I doubt anyone on this planet can eat more than that in a 6 min time
frame. Brian Subich says he has no intention of making a peace offering with CLC and why should he? . He did nothing wrong. I for
one never ever offer my hand in apology to anyone because its against my religion and besides apologies mean shit anyway. .
Subich says his primary goal is to bury Conti badly in Chilli this coming Saturday in DC . My primary goal is to humiliate this female c-
teaser in chilli who goes by the name of edible and leaves twitter messages claiming to have turned down sex with herself due to a
headache and bad mood. Ha ha ha hilarious. Henny Youngman jokes are more entertaining
Oct 7
The blog that has ruined many competitive eaters lives eatfeces.com is at it once again with more anti BB remarks. They usually load up right before an
MLE event that i happen to participate in hoping it will throw me off my game . Never works. I will give it all ive got until i hit the gallon mark. As far as the
haters i wont just ignore it like others have advised until i get to the bottom of this once and for all. Everyone has a weakness and once i am able to push
that button regardless of how many monikers they have, they will surface. I will be relentless in my quest to expose that miserable anonymous OJ Rifkin
creep once and for all . Just wait and see Eatfeces eatfeces oink oink i love it . Sonya Thomas latest update mentions that she never trains before a contest
because its not only dangerous but practicing with food has never helped her. I find the second part quite hard to believe because Joey Chestnut almost
always practices with the food at hand. Prior to the 2005 Alka Seltzer US open, Joey brother Lucky (who is a dead ringer for the champ) told Brian Subich
that if Joey is kept in the dark as to the type of food he will be eating in a contest, he falls apart .Some of you might remember opening rd of US open
cheesefries vs Sam Vise?
MLE event that i happen to participate in hoping it will throw me off my game . Never works. I will give it all ive got until i hit the gallon mark. As far as the
haters i wont just ignore it like others have advised until i get to the bottom of this once and for all. Everyone has a weakness and once i am able to push
that button regardless of how many monikers they have, they will surface. I will be relentless in my quest to expose that miserable anonymous OJ Rifkin
creep once and for all . Just wait and see Eatfeces eatfeces oink oink i love it . Sonya Thomas latest update mentions that she never trains before a contest
because its not only dangerous but practicing with food has never helped her. I find the second part quite hard to believe because Joey Chestnut almost
always practices with the food at hand. Prior to the 2005 Alka Seltzer US open, Joey brother Lucky (who is a dead ringer for the champ) told Brian Subich
that if Joey is kept in the dark as to the type of food he will be eating in a contest, he falls apart .Some of you might remember opening rd of US open
cheesefries vs Sam Vise?
Oct 8
I will be wearing a Brian Subich tea shirt and John Lennon glasses at the Chilli bowl tomorrow in honor of John Lennon who would have
turned 71 on Oct 9th. . Subich and Lennon have about as much in common as apples and oranges but then again Subich & Lennon are
very opinionated when it comes to politics so in some instances the shirt and the Lennon glasses seem to match up. Joey Chestnut stated in
a recent interview with a Washington news publication that it will take 2 or more gallons to win this event. Not going to happen in a 6minute
sprint event. Dont expect a clean contest by any stretch of the imagination. The debris factor in this event will look like a herd of german
Shepard's heaved up a tidal wave of Hormel Chili. Speaking of Hormel if any of you were cheap enough to practice with that shit at 89 cents
a can , shame on you. To save a few bucks on the real thing while putting youre intestines at risk was an unwise choice unless you got rid of
it right away. A contest of this magnitude is made to order for Don Moses Lerman. I think if he came out of retirement they would let him
compete.
turned 71 on Oct 9th. . Subich and Lennon have about as much in common as apples and oranges but then again Subich & Lennon are
very opinionated when it comes to politics so in some instances the shirt and the Lennon glasses seem to match up. Joey Chestnut stated in
a recent interview with a Washington news publication that it will take 2 or more gallons to win this event. Not going to happen in a 6minute
sprint event. Dont expect a clean contest by any stretch of the imagination. The debris factor in this event will look like a herd of german
Shepard's heaved up a tidal wave of Hormel Chili. Speaking of Hormel if any of you were cheap enough to practice with that shit at 89 cents
a can , shame on you. To save a few bucks on the real thing while putting youre intestines at risk was an unwise choice unless you got rid of
it right away. A contest of this magnitude is made to order for Don Moses Lerman. I think if he came out of retirement they would let him
compete.
Oct 10
When you think you got rid of all the chilli by heaving it up several minutes after the contest, think again. You get rid of the majority of it but there is still
a hell of alot hiding in your intestines the following morning. I can attest to that. If you think Pat from Moonachie egg nog splash bath was something to
witness, you should have witnessed my episode at the Carmines rest room a few blocks from where the contest was held. It was like a never ending tidal
wave of chilli soup that came out as easy as pie. . More than likely i wont be competing for quite some time unless its very very local. Trip to DC didn't
actually put a dent in my wallet but the lousy taste of cold chilli and the absence of the scale left a sour taste in my mouth. You dont just walk by the bowls
and say "Ill credit you with so and so amt. Obviously Sonya Thomas got screwed in her totals. I have no idea if they brought out the scale for the top 4
and decided to abandon the idea for the rest of the field but it was bullshit as far as im concerned. There weren't even enough towels around to wipe my
face. I had to ask one of the judges for a towel after he witnessed my face looking like a chili mess. Nice crowd gracious sponsor but i doubt i would do
this again. Wild Bill turned down an interview with me . My guess is he's become too big of a superstar to grant an interview for BB.com or was influenced
by other sources whom i wont mention. Bill, stick to what you do best which is the compilation of eaters totals after the contest. that seems to be youre
forte. Crazy Legs Conti appeared to be in a very cherubic mood i dont know if thats due in part to all the peace missions in foreign countries that hes
been competing in or maybe a big project is headed his way which wouldn't surprise me. Regardless, he was very cordial and was never one to hold
grudges. I admit i said some things about him in the past that weren't very nice and the more i think about it the more i say to myself this was the wrong
guy to chop down. More chilli VIDEOS. This one a HD job from Andy Kossuth GF Daria Also a FINALTOTALS video in HD Eatfeces running rampant
with US Female sarcasm about me. Just to set the record straight if Female competed in that event i predict he would have maybe eaten .0.25 oz more
than i did.which would have given him 2.50 bowls. As far as Will "Fatso Millender" ? i believe most of the chilli would have drowned in the excess girth
allowing him to finish with 2 bowls even. Hey cut the blimp some slack as big as he is you have to credit him for eating something?Sonya Thomas & Juliet
Lee will always have a space on my website . Two of the most gracious ladies ever to eat at the competitive eating table. I am honored to actually have
the opportunity to compete with the both of them at the same table all these years. Mind you this has nothing to do granting me interviews. They have
never uttered a bad word about anyone on any blog or website and they have stuck by me even during times when i admit acting like a total asshole. .
They show up for one reason and one reason only to compete and win and thats what its all about in this game
a hell of alot hiding in your intestines the following morning. I can attest to that. If you think Pat from Moonachie egg nog splash bath was something to
witness, you should have witnessed my episode at the Carmines rest room a few blocks from where the contest was held. It was like a never ending tidal
wave of chilli soup that came out as easy as pie. . More than likely i wont be competing for quite some time unless its very very local. Trip to DC didn't
actually put a dent in my wallet but the lousy taste of cold chilli and the absence of the scale left a sour taste in my mouth. You dont just walk by the bowls
and say "Ill credit you with so and so amt. Obviously Sonya Thomas got screwed in her totals. I have no idea if they brought out the scale for the top 4
and decided to abandon the idea for the rest of the field but it was bullshit as far as im concerned. There weren't even enough towels around to wipe my
face. I had to ask one of the judges for a towel after he witnessed my face looking like a chili mess. Nice crowd gracious sponsor but i doubt i would do
this again. Wild Bill turned down an interview with me . My guess is he's become too big of a superstar to grant an interview for BB.com or was influenced
by other sources whom i wont mention. Bill, stick to what you do best which is the compilation of eaters totals after the contest. that seems to be youre
forte. Crazy Legs Conti appeared to be in a very cherubic mood i dont know if thats due in part to all the peace missions in foreign countries that hes
been competing in or maybe a big project is headed his way which wouldn't surprise me. Regardless, he was very cordial and was never one to hold
grudges. I admit i said some things about him in the past that weren't very nice and the more i think about it the more i say to myself this was the wrong
guy to chop down. More chilli VIDEOS. This one a HD job from Andy Kossuth GF Daria Also a FINALTOTALS video in HD Eatfeces running rampant
with US Female sarcasm about me. Just to set the record straight if Female competed in that event i predict he would have maybe eaten .0.25 oz more
than i did.which would have given him 2.50 bowls. As far as Will "Fatso Millender" ? i believe most of the chilli would have drowned in the excess girth
allowing him to finish with 2 bowls even. Hey cut the blimp some slack as big as he is you have to credit him for eating something?Sonya Thomas & Juliet
Lee will always have a space on my website . Two of the most gracious ladies ever to eat at the competitive eating table. I am honored to actually have
the opportunity to compete with the both of them at the same table all these years. Mind you this has nothing to do granting me interviews. They have
never uttered a bad word about anyone on any blog or website and they have stuck by me even during times when i admit acting like a total asshole. .
They show up for one reason and one reason only to compete and win and thats what its all about in this game
Oct 11
Effective today the name Tim Janus will never ever be mentioned on this website again. That goes for contest participation as well. To
borrow a quote from the movie the ten commandments, "So it shall be written so it shall be done"
borrow a quote from the movie the ten commandments, "So it shall be written so it shall be done"
Looks like thats it for me as far as competing in 2011 unless the round trip ticket is $4.25 with the NYC subway service. 7 contests in
total PB& banana, Corned beef, Cheese steak, Buffalo, Tamales, Chili . My favorite had to be Toojays corned beef with Buffalo
running a close 2nd . Greatest sponsor ever in Fla . My least favorite was PB& banana which i would never do again unless they pay
me to perform Elvis and get me a working microphone and not one of those cheapies from radio shack. . I was also somewhat
disappointed in Subway Cheesesteak in Dorney Park. They pulled a complete 360 from the previous year as they went from super nice
to super nasty. According to this LAYOUT it appears that Maria Edible has been around the block a few times . The aspiring model
turned competitive eater has certainly made a name for herself which is probably why she must have kept a low profile as to how she
relieved herself from those horrid bowls of chilli. At around 11 am this morning i posted six IP locations from my stat page on eatfeats
after someone who refers to himself as One Stop Shopper that visited my site left a comment about what transpired between me and
that asshole snubbing my handshake. OJ Rifkin refused to post it so ill post the locations on here. Oct 11th. Eliz NJ 1209 am Fort Lee
NJ 1140 am Levittown 656am Silver Spring MD 659am Aurora Col 732am and Raleigh NC 10:02 am . Im ruling out 4of the 6
locations as possible suspects and zero in on NJ. The actual names of IP owners never appear on my stat page but i can easily match
the location and the identity because we all know the city and state of where every MLE resides. . . In the future if you intend on visiting
my site and then report back to eatfeats about something i wrote on bits and pieces which you perceive as negative, be prepared to be
exposed for the shit bag you are.
total PB& banana, Corned beef, Cheese steak, Buffalo, Tamales, Chili . My favorite had to be Toojays corned beef with Buffalo
running a close 2nd . Greatest sponsor ever in Fla . My least favorite was PB& banana which i would never do again unless they pay
me to perform Elvis and get me a working microphone and not one of those cheapies from radio shack. . I was also somewhat
disappointed in Subway Cheesesteak in Dorney Park. They pulled a complete 360 from the previous year as they went from super nice
to super nasty. According to this LAYOUT it appears that Maria Edible has been around the block a few times . The aspiring model
turned competitive eater has certainly made a name for herself which is probably why she must have kept a low profile as to how she
relieved herself from those horrid bowls of chilli. At around 11 am this morning i posted six IP locations from my stat page on eatfeats
after someone who refers to himself as One Stop Shopper that visited my site left a comment about what transpired between me and
that asshole snubbing my handshake. OJ Rifkin refused to post it so ill post the locations on here. Oct 11th. Eliz NJ 1209 am Fort Lee
NJ 1140 am Levittown 656am Silver Spring MD 659am Aurora Col 732am and Raleigh NC 10:02 am . Im ruling out 4of the 6
locations as possible suspects and zero in on NJ. The actual names of IP owners never appear on my stat page but i can easily match
the location and the identity because we all know the city and state of where every MLE resides. . . In the future if you intend on visiting
my site and then report back to eatfeats about something i wrote on bits and pieces which you perceive as negative, be prepared to be
exposed for the shit bag you are.
Oct 13
Some changes were applied to the front page of this site which will hopefully make it more user friendly. No more than 6 top
stories will appear on the front page with a link provided for the older ones so it wont look like one big mess .Hope this helps. I
might bring back the blog pending on whether or not i get some feedback. I was forced to close it because of one disturbed
asshole that basically sabotaged the site with hateful nonsense
stories will appear on the front page with a link provided for the older ones so it wont look like one big mess .Hope this helps. I
might bring back the blog pending on whether or not i get some feedback. I was forced to close it because of one disturbed
asshole that basically sabotaged the site with hateful nonsense
Oct 15
When Brian Dudlight Dudzinski decides to drive approx 700 miles to compete in an eating contest you best believe hes doing it
because he knows he can finish in the money or possibly win as was the case in corned beef this past March. Well Brian and
Noelle are headed to MO for the moon pie eating contest. He was a last minute entry and i wish him the best of luck
because he knows he can finish in the money or possibly win as was the case in corned beef this past March. Well Brian and
Noelle are headed to MO for the moon pie eating contest. He was a last minute entry and i wish him the best of luck
Oct 16
. After viewing this VIDEO not only did i get the creeps but now you can understand why i dont bother with certain two faced individuals in the
IFOCE any longer. One in particular is the Shredder. He actually went out of his way to give this nut his props and went even further by saying he's
one funny bastard? How is he a funny guy? Because you take pleasure in some of the shit this loner says about me on eatfeces or his blog?Ill bet if
he had some nasty things to say about you or the wife or maybe personal remarks about your family members, he wouldn't be so funny now would
he? Maybe cousin Dave should watch the video also. As far as CLC and Pat . both are stand up dudes and were basically being nice to him by
giving him some of their valuable time. Rich Shea will talk to anyone cause most of the time his mind is on other things or is oblivious as to whats
going on around him . Larell gave him two words and walked away. I would prefer 0 but she gets a A as opposed to the rest that get lower grades in
my book. There is a huge difference between conducting an interview with the host and the guest appearing in the camera as opposed to someone
shoving the camera in someones face. Thats the difference between an originator and a copycat. What the hell are the top brass from MLE
thinking when they introduce one of their new eating sensations as the guy who studies girls gone wild videos?. That seemed to be the case
yesterday when Dave Keating introduced Brian Dudzinski prior to the moon pie contest. Dudlight was pissed because it was not only embarrassing to
him but his new bride as well. Not to mention that this was a family function with kids in the audience and nobody found it amusing. Being a veteran
of the circuit that was sort of a low blow and i know that remark did not originate from Keating. Hes just the messenger or the fall guy so to speak.
They have their own personal screen writer but i wont mention his name. To avoid pissing people off especially newbies on the circuit that might not
find their jokes amusing , they should check with the person in mention before embarrassing them on stage. Ive been the brunt of countless one
liners in the past during intros but im used to it, especially the one where they introduced me as the only man that can braid his nostril hairs together.
Meduna never cared for George Shea falsetto intro of Bison last name, Lerman took offense to the "garden shrub" remark. The list goes on but i will
admit that if you confront them about the issue they wont embarrass you again with the same line. They'll just think of something else the next time
you compete. LOL . As far as im concerned im at the point where they can say whatever the hell they want about me as long as they spell and
pronounce my name right. . Many years ago they mentioned my employment with the USPS . When i told them to refrain from mentioning my
employment status , they never mentioned it again. I give them credit on that end
IFOCE any longer. One in particular is the Shredder. He actually went out of his way to give this nut his props and went even further by saying he's
one funny bastard? How is he a funny guy? Because you take pleasure in some of the shit this loner says about me on eatfeces or his blog?Ill bet if
he had some nasty things to say about you or the wife or maybe personal remarks about your family members, he wouldn't be so funny now would
he? Maybe cousin Dave should watch the video also. As far as CLC and Pat . both are stand up dudes and were basically being nice to him by
giving him some of their valuable time. Rich Shea will talk to anyone cause most of the time his mind is on other things or is oblivious as to whats
going on around him . Larell gave him two words and walked away. I would prefer 0 but she gets a A as opposed to the rest that get lower grades in
my book. There is a huge difference between conducting an interview with the host and the guest appearing in the camera as opposed to someone
shoving the camera in someones face. Thats the difference between an originator and a copycat. What the hell are the top brass from MLE
thinking when they introduce one of their new eating sensations as the guy who studies girls gone wild videos?. That seemed to be the case
yesterday when Dave Keating introduced Brian Dudzinski prior to the moon pie contest. Dudlight was pissed because it was not only embarrassing to
him but his new bride as well. Not to mention that this was a family function with kids in the audience and nobody found it amusing. Being a veteran
of the circuit that was sort of a low blow and i know that remark did not originate from Keating. Hes just the messenger or the fall guy so to speak.
They have their own personal screen writer but i wont mention his name. To avoid pissing people off especially newbies on the circuit that might not
find their jokes amusing , they should check with the person in mention before embarrassing them on stage. Ive been the brunt of countless one
liners in the past during intros but im used to it, especially the one where they introduced me as the only man that can braid his nostril hairs together.
Meduna never cared for George Shea falsetto intro of Bison last name, Lerman took offense to the "garden shrub" remark. The list goes on but i will
admit that if you confront them about the issue they wont embarrass you again with the same line. They'll just think of something else the next time
you compete. LOL . As far as im concerned im at the point where they can say whatever the hell they want about me as long as they spell and
pronounce my name right. . Many years ago they mentioned my employment with the USPS . When i told them to refrain from mentioning my
employment status , they never mentioned it again. I give them credit on that end
Oct 17
Aaron A train Osthoff informed me that he made a family trip out of moon pies by visiting Grace land which is less than
100 miles from MO. Last time i attempted to visit Graceland i got thrown out for impersonating Elvis Presley Here is the
VIDEO for some of you that never viewed it before. I hear that Badlands Booker attempted and completed the Kooky
burger 7lb challenge in 37:10. If you are ever in Memphis check out Gus fried chicken & Rendezvous ribs on Beale st
which was one of Elvis fav rib joints . If you are on a limited budget Krystal burgers are within a hop and skip from
Memphis airport. Found an old PIC of me when i was real gorgeous 7yrs ago with my ex . I expect one disturbed individual
to have a field day on his blog with this picture adding it to his gay collection of photos of his favorite male competitive
eaters. I also expect the pic to be cropped with swastika signs, penis's and other vulgar shit accompanied by a cheap
youtube sound track that he wrote about me . More lies More lies more lies . Cant you come up with anything else
besides that? How about the truth and nothing but the truth? Hey eating fans from NYC check out Paris Baguette on E.
32nd between 5th & 6th. This place is known for the freshest pastries and breads on this planet and very reasonably
priced . Check out some of the ITEMS i purchased and the total price was $8 and change. Delicious cinnamon pretzel,
cream cheese cinnamon bun, cinnamon stick, crumb bun with chocolate filling. Yum yum and when i say fresh i mean
oven fresh. Ed Cookie Jarvis claims to have lost 50 lbs in 5 weeks and is down to 329. His goal is 299. At one time the
big guy tipped the scales at close to 500 lbs. Congratulation Ed but until i see a recent photo im not convinced
100 miles from MO. Last time i attempted to visit Graceland i got thrown out for impersonating Elvis Presley Here is the
VIDEO for some of you that never viewed it before. I hear that Badlands Booker attempted and completed the Kooky
burger 7lb challenge in 37:10. If you are ever in Memphis check out Gus fried chicken & Rendezvous ribs on Beale st
which was one of Elvis fav rib joints . If you are on a limited budget Krystal burgers are within a hop and skip from
Memphis airport. Found an old PIC of me when i was real gorgeous 7yrs ago with my ex . I expect one disturbed individual
to have a field day on his blog with this picture adding it to his gay collection of photos of his favorite male competitive
eaters. I also expect the pic to be cropped with swastika signs, penis's and other vulgar shit accompanied by a cheap
youtube sound track that he wrote about me . More lies More lies more lies . Cant you come up with anything else
besides that? How about the truth and nothing but the truth? Hey eating fans from NYC check out Paris Baguette on E.
32nd between 5th & 6th. This place is known for the freshest pastries and breads on this planet and very reasonably
priced . Check out some of the ITEMS i purchased and the total price was $8 and change. Delicious cinnamon pretzel,
cream cheese cinnamon bun, cinnamon stick, crumb bun with chocolate filling. Yum yum and when i say fresh i mean
oven fresh. Ed Cookie Jarvis claims to have lost 50 lbs in 5 weeks and is down to 329. His goal is 299. At one time the
big guy tipped the scales at close to 500 lbs. Congratulation Ed but until i see a recent photo im not convinced
Oct 18
Good news BB.com realeaters blog is back. Unfortunately that means new life for the demented and disturbed but the blog
will be monitored and screened on a daily basis and some posts might not even permit comments at all. Ill give it a go once
again on a trial basis but if it gets out of hand like last time its bye bye baby. BB.com has just received confirmed info that
Matt Megatoad Stonie will replace Pat Bertoletti on the goodwill mission to Singapore. Matt will be joining Sonya Thomas &
CLC.Eatfeces and no life Rifkin claims to have reported it first but i got the scoop before anyone else. Interested in how Matt
Stonie has become a champion eater in only 19yrs on the face of this earth? Unlike other famous eaters such as Joey
Chestnut who would wring youre neck if he found out you blabbed his secrets to the press, Matt Stonie was generous
enough to share some of these PICTURES just to give you an idea on how he balances his diet before a big event.
Supplements such as standard & Elite Casein, Amino energy, liquid ensure, the list goes on. Most of the items pictured are
body building supplements but some competitive eaters have been known to use these in their training regime . Now dont
get any crazy ideas in your head and run to your nearest CVS or GNC thinking that you just found a stairway to the stars in
competitive eating. Some of you are too cheap to buy an energy bar let alone invest in a 2lb container of Creatine. Some of
these supplements help to increase your overall stamina but like everything else in life this is just part of the process. Other
parts include genetics, age, proper diet exercise and a whole lotta luck. So key all those factors together in one pot and
you got yourself another Takeru Kobayashi. Two years ago ESPN ran an INTERVIEW with Joey Chestnut titled "whats in
Joey's fridge? . Obviously he showed us the fridge he wants us to see and not the items he hides when the camera stops
rolling . Even though Chestnut and Stonie are not body builders , there is some evidence that body building supplements
taken in capsule form or liquid have been quite beneficial at the comp eating table. The beauty of this hidden secret is the
fact that when you run a google search on the correlation between BB supplements and competitive eating, you come up
with basically nothing. In essence there is really no magic formula or pill that will propel you to competitive eating greatness
or if there is one its news to me . Trial & error is probably the best solution when it comes to experimenting with BB
supplements. but it takes time so dont expect miracles in 24hrs.
will be monitored and screened on a daily basis and some posts might not even permit comments at all. Ill give it a go once
again on a trial basis but if it gets out of hand like last time its bye bye baby. BB.com has just received confirmed info that
Matt Megatoad Stonie will replace Pat Bertoletti on the goodwill mission to Singapore. Matt will be joining Sonya Thomas &
CLC.Eatfeces and no life Rifkin claims to have reported it first but i got the scoop before anyone else. Interested in how Matt
Stonie has become a champion eater in only 19yrs on the face of this earth? Unlike other famous eaters such as Joey
Chestnut who would wring youre neck if he found out you blabbed his secrets to the press, Matt Stonie was generous
enough to share some of these PICTURES just to give you an idea on how he balances his diet before a big event.
Supplements such as standard & Elite Casein, Amino energy, liquid ensure, the list goes on. Most of the items pictured are
body building supplements but some competitive eaters have been known to use these in their training regime . Now dont
get any crazy ideas in your head and run to your nearest CVS or GNC thinking that you just found a stairway to the stars in
competitive eating. Some of you are too cheap to buy an energy bar let alone invest in a 2lb container of Creatine. Some of
these supplements help to increase your overall stamina but like everything else in life this is just part of the process. Other
parts include genetics, age, proper diet exercise and a whole lotta luck. So key all those factors together in one pot and
you got yourself another Takeru Kobayashi. Two years ago ESPN ran an INTERVIEW with Joey Chestnut titled "whats in
Joey's fridge? . Obviously he showed us the fridge he wants us to see and not the items he hides when the camera stops
rolling . Even though Chestnut and Stonie are not body builders , there is some evidence that body building supplements
taken in capsule form or liquid have been quite beneficial at the comp eating table. The beauty of this hidden secret is the
fact that when you run a google search on the correlation between BB supplements and competitive eating, you come up
with basically nothing. In essence there is really no magic formula or pill that will propel you to competitive eating greatness
or if there is one its news to me . Trial & error is probably the best solution when it comes to experimenting with BB
supplements. but it takes time so dont expect miracles in 24hrs.
Oct 19
MLE latest TWITTER appears to be comparing the handshake incident at chili to Harbaugh Schwartz post game scuffle after the
49ers beat the Detroit Lions this past Sunday. Not even close in my book. The VIDEO shows actual physical contact between
both coaches and it appears that Schwartz accepts the quick handshake then goes after Harbaugh for no reason at all. There
was no physical contact between myself and X . I extended my hand he refused it and that was that. It happened so quickly i doubt
anyone had a chance to tape it. All i remember is Subich saying "Oh boy" and Andrew Kossuth saying "That was cold" The
incident actually brings back memories of Sonya Thomas dissing Bob Shoudt after the Carmines meatball contest in Atlantic City
2006 when Sonya finished second behind Bob in a very controversial event Here is the VIDEO of that one
49ers beat the Detroit Lions this past Sunday. Not even close in my book. The VIDEO shows actual physical contact between
both coaches and it appears that Schwartz accepts the quick handshake then goes after Harbaugh for no reason at all. There
was no physical contact between myself and X . I extended my hand he refused it and that was that. It happened so quickly i doubt
anyone had a chance to tape it. All i remember is Subich saying "Oh boy" and Andrew Kossuth saying "That was cold" The
incident actually brings back memories of Sonya Thomas dissing Bob Shoudt after the Carmines meatball contest in Atlantic City
2006 when Sonya finished second behind Bob in a very controversial event Here is the VIDEO of that one
Oct 20
Wow i cant believe its been nearly 3yrs since i got into a nasty verbal exchange on a BLOG with another psychopath from yesteryear in regard to the
Carnegie Pickle eating contest in NYC. Didn't matter for only a few years later another one came along to take his place
Carnegie Pickle eating contest in NYC. Didn't matter for only a few years later another one came along to take his place
Oct 21
I have no interest competing in the pickle eating contest in Fla on Nov 11. Pat Bertolleti is the champ and my presence at the table is of no
threat to the champ . Matter fact my presence would do me more harm than good. Another thing i might point out is that im not a fan of the
sponsor that runs that event. I had some words with her last year in a rather heated exchange of civility regarding my lack of media exposure
at several of their events. When i attempted to work things out she turned around and reported me to MLE. Unless they make amends or
formally apologize, i have no interest in competing in any of their future events .
threat to the champ . Matter fact my presence would do me more harm than good. Another thing i might point out is that im not a fan of the
sponsor that runs that event. I had some words with her last year in a rather heated exchange of civility regarding my lack of media exposure
at several of their events. When i attempted to work things out she turned around and reported me to MLE. Unless they make amends or
formally apologize, i have no interest in competing in any of their future events .
Oct 23
Kobayashi uploaded a VIDEO to youtube titled most hamburgers eaten in 3 minutes. In the segment two police officers escort him from
a squad car spoofing his arrest from last year. Check out this VIDEO of Furious Pete , Johnny Excel and Goose Gilbert as they explore
the Yard house in CA which houses the largest selection of draft beers. . Pete is elated because he found some imported Chang Beer
while Gilbert has other plans such as jerking off intensely.
a squad car spoofing his arrest from last year. Check out this VIDEO of Furious Pete , Johnny Excel and Goose Gilbert as they explore
the Yard house in CA which houses the largest selection of draft beers. . Pete is elated because he found some imported Chang Beer
while Gilbert has other plans such as jerking off intensely.
Oct 24
MLE rankings will be updated by the end of this month
Oct 25
Everyone is expecting me to either bitch or give my indepth analysis of the updated rankings but in all honesty who cares. The
darlings of the organization will always have a reserved ranking regardless of whether or not they ever compete again. Three
obvious examples are Ben Monsoon , Shredder and Crazy Legs Conti. Conti legendary status with MLE has risen to the point where
he can sit out a year or two and still preserve his #20 ranking in the organization. Same applies to Shredder, . I guess the Shredder
competes in Nathans once a year as some sort of obligation to George Shea for his over inflated ranking over the past 6yrs,.. , If
by chance they removed or dropped him significantly , he would drop out of the sport period. . Major League eating figured out the
best way to make everyone forget Stephanie Torres was to replace her with a tattoo laden mediocre eater who only converses with
certain eaters she feels comfortable with. This individual knows damn well who i am but thought it would be cool to give me the silent
treatment at the chili contest because of some past indifferences on facebook. . Check that, she did utter four words at the table "Is
that your water"? Women have a special meaning in the IFOCE because you have to search the ends of the earth to find one that is
not only young but willing to compete. Thats why they debut her at #30 instead of 49 or 50 where she really belongs at least for
now,. How many times in his career has Fatso Myers finished ahead of me at the table? Maybe once or twice. Has Randy Harrison
or Damien Boykin ever beat me in anything? Better yet how many contests does Boykin compete in per year? Maybe the guy who
puts together the MLE rankings should utilize OJ Rifkins MLE head to head analysis as a reference or handicap guide. Ive noticed
Juliet Lee husband Joey gives me the cold shoulder of late . Its almost as though he's doing me a huge favor by even conversating
with me. I know how to handle that. Next time outta site outta mind until further notice which might mean forever!
darlings of the organization will always have a reserved ranking regardless of whether or not they ever compete again. Three
obvious examples are Ben Monsoon , Shredder and Crazy Legs Conti. Conti legendary status with MLE has risen to the point where
he can sit out a year or two and still preserve his #20 ranking in the organization. Same applies to Shredder, . I guess the Shredder
competes in Nathans once a year as some sort of obligation to George Shea for his over inflated ranking over the past 6yrs,.. , If
by chance they removed or dropped him significantly , he would drop out of the sport period. . Major League eating figured out the
best way to make everyone forget Stephanie Torres was to replace her with a tattoo laden mediocre eater who only converses with
certain eaters she feels comfortable with. This individual knows damn well who i am but thought it would be cool to give me the silent
treatment at the chili contest because of some past indifferences on facebook. . Check that, she did utter four words at the table "Is
that your water"? Women have a special meaning in the IFOCE because you have to search the ends of the earth to find one that is
not only young but willing to compete. Thats why they debut her at #30 instead of 49 or 50 where she really belongs at least for
now,. How many times in his career has Fatso Myers finished ahead of me at the table? Maybe once or twice. Has Randy Harrison
or Damien Boykin ever beat me in anything? Better yet how many contests does Boykin compete in per year? Maybe the guy who
puts together the MLE rankings should utilize OJ Rifkins MLE head to head analysis as a reference or handicap guide. Ive noticed
Juliet Lee husband Joey gives me the cold shoulder of late . Its almost as though he's doing me a huge favor by even conversating
with me. I know how to handle that. Next time outta site outta mind until further notice which might mean forever!
Oct 26
After researching lifetime head to head combat with Crazy Legs Conti Wild Bill and Brian Subich , i came up with these figures.
Brian Subich
2 wins 5 losses 1 tie
CLC
6 wins 13 losses
Wild Bill Myers
4 wins 8 losses 3 ties Ive been improving of late with diet and exercise so the tide will eventually turn in my favor if i stay on track.
Brian Subich
2 wins 5 losses 1 tie
CLC
6 wins 13 losses
Wild Bill Myers
4 wins 8 losses 3 ties Ive been improving of late with diet and exercise so the tide will eventually turn in my favor if i stay on track.
Oct 29
Matt Stonie uploaded a VIDEO from the CP biggest eater Singapore finals. Speaking of Stonie in this VIDEO he appears
with a rock band called the Deadlies and consumes 13 twinkies in 45 seconds. Update: OJ Shitkin and eatfeces posted
the same link less than 2hrs after he saw it here without giving me credit. Can you get any lower than that
with a rock band called the Deadlies and consumes 13 twinkies in 45 seconds. Update: OJ Shitkin and eatfeces posted
the same link less than 2hrs after he saw it here without giving me credit. Can you get any lower than that
Oct 30
Even though i wrote some stuff about him in the past that wasnt very nice if i had one choice as to the hangout guy for Halloween
Crazy Legs would be my first choice. I am sure he has big east village plans tomorrow night as we speak . Speaking of CL nobody
advertises the best of NYC pizza the way he does . Here is a CLIP so judge for yourself
Crazy Legs would be my first choice. I am sure he has big east village plans tomorrow night as we speak . Speaking of CL nobody
advertises the best of NYC pizza the way he does . Here is a CLIP so judge for yourself
Oct 31
On this Halloween day if i was to comment on those hate remarks about me on feces.com by that same asshole i would so much pain
and anguish on this individual to the point where his miserable fingers are unable to type any longer. I would also wish eatfeces.com
to incur a virus in which all data was lost and there was no conceivable way to retrieve it. In what appears to look like a resemblance
to CLC or Conti in the flesh has everyone baffled. Three PHOTOS surfaced near a fruit stand in Brooklyn NY that looked very
much like Conti dressed up for Halloween as an 18th century pirate.
and anguish on this individual to the point where his miserable fingers are unable to type any longer. I would also wish eatfeces.com
to incur a virus in which all data was lost and there was no conceivable way to retrieve it. In what appears to look like a resemblance
to CLC or Conti in the flesh has everyone baffled. Three PHOTOS surfaced near a fruit stand in Brooklyn NY that looked very
much like Conti dressed up for Halloween as an 18th century pirate.