Nov 1
Just so you are aware of how anonymous blogs work. They are as sneaky and deceitful as the person running the show. As you have seen
in the past several MLE eaters were stabbed in the back without warning and subsequently removed from the rankings. Hey its up to you
whether or not you take pleasure in visiting a site like eatfeces.com and the anonymous sneak that runs it but ill tell you this straight up.
Major league eaters that post on that site regardless of whether you post about topics un related to negativity, you are still in my mind a
friend of the enemy. I wont hate you or lecture you about it but ill tell you this, i wont have the same respect for you as i did before . I wont
be visiting nor will i be posting on there ever again so say whatever the hell you want about me only this time i wont be around to read it. .
It caters to sneaky little bastards that hide behind computers with nothing better to do with their lives. A few of them are actually well known
eaters which makes it even more sad. As far as putting the past behind me and moving on. There really isnt any moving on. Its one thing to
ignore hate but when the SOB has a monopoly over every little piece of news relating to the sport , whats left for me? Its obvious that if i
post a story he will copy the link from my site and make up some bullshit that he found it on someones twitter page. Most of the time eating
fans will report to eatfeces before they report to BB.com so essentially its a waste of my time unless the story pertains to Beautiful Brian . In
that sense i still lose because then im labeled a narcissist. Whatever, ill do my best but i can tell you for a fact that my updates will be far
and few unless im involved in the event.
Nov 2
Last check shitfeats Oct off TOPIC thread shows 116 comments about me. This thread started out as a Matt Stonie thread but elevated
to a higher level which i dont mind at all. I love the attention be it positive or negative. Whenever my name is mentioned it always draws
attention and controversy. Of course most of it is negative due in part to Morbidly Fatso Millender copy paste copy paste techniques.
Matter fact thanks to an avid fan of Bits and Pieces selective memory from Belmont Mass , the latest Bits and Pieces updates can now
be found using the copy paste technique on eatfeces.com. Big news Morbidly Fatso Millender is working on a new hip hop song about
me. Guess what im in the process of putting the finishing touches on How you do Breathe" parody of John Lennons "How do you Sleep"
from the Imagine album. But i have not one but two or possibly three songs in the works about Millender only using different genre.
Nov 6
Sometimes i dont understand the logic of some of these eatfeces fools when they copy and paste shit from bits and pieces on the feces site. One
who is notorious for that resides in Belmont Mass. Its not like im trying to conceal anything from anyone . When i post something on here it means
that i want the general public to read it. For instance the other day i sent an email to Rich Shea asking his opinion of the so called letter of intent that
was supposedly sent by some no life eatfeces asshole trying to get me thrown out of the IFOCE. His response was . "Not my focus . You should
accentuate the positive " I guess he was trying to tell me in a polite way, " Dont bother me with youre bullshit i got other things to worry about " Ill bet
if someone other than myself who's deemed more respectable in the organization posed the same question , he might have gotten a more favorable
response. My response was something like "Nice answer . Glad you incorporate the power of positive thinking . Maybe if you guys threw me a long
overdue bone (when was the last one 2006? ) then maybe i can think about accentuating the positive " . These guys kill me at times. They fly their
little pets like Conti & co to foreign countries and expect everyone else to sit back and become a cheering section. If you want the gods honest truth
the only CEO in MLE that really looked out for me in a monetary sense was Dave Baer and that you can PRINT on eatfeces if you like . For those
that think im a cold hearted animal for writing a diss song about Millender, maybe so but apparantly he came up with the idea first i just beat him to
the punch. Of course we all know most rappers cant sing for shit so they speak the lyrics and because of that you need a hip hop translator to make
heads or tails from it. Anyone with class doesnt resort to copy paste personal emails or FB messages on blogs. Anyone with dignity and class settles
issues via email or phone call. Anyone that resorts to low ball underhand shit of that nature gets what they deserve. I dont just write nasty songs
about people for the fun of it. Ive been writing song about people since i was 17 and i usually charged a fee. This one was on the house. If youre a
John Lennon fan you might appreciate the ORIGINAL from the Imagine LP . . The 40yr old song which is about as ancient as moms apple pie, was
Lennon responding to Mccartney diss of Lennon on "Too many people" which came out a few months prior . You might be wondering why i would
even waste my time on humpty dumpty but it only took an hour and thats about all hes worth and the last time ill ever mention his name again. Here
we go again with more Stephanie Torres videos capturing clean plates but no direct proof she actually ate the food unless A Bum Lane word is
good enough for you. Lets track back in time to HUGILIOS and now FF to the ZONE challenge. Stephanie green shirt should read "I ate it but i cant
prove it" Thats 14 1st place finishes in 2011 for Pat Bertoletti. What an awesome year he's having. This time he necked out his hometown buddy
Gravy Brown 52 -51 to win Battle of the Bhut. wing eating contest in Chicago. I am sure Pat will successfully defend his pickle crown this coming
Friday in Fla which should make it 15. I want everyone to click this LINK so you understand what i have to go through moderating the comments on
my blog. Notice how the IP address from the library is a clean sweep match on all three comments coming from one and only anti semetic source?
Nov 7
Who says you have to eat healthy to live to be 100? Check out this ARTICLE and you might think twice about
giving up fast foods
Nov 10
According to my webstat page guess who entered the Queenborough Library and visited this site around 2:30 pm
this.afternoon? Obviously he couldnt find a back door entrance to my blog and even if he did all comments are closed. I agreed
not to post on eatfeces under the agreement that certain xxxx is prohibited from mentioning my name ever again. If i see
otherwise its back to biz as usual. Lets try to keep it the way it is now.
Nov 11
Happy Veterans Day to those brave soldiers that have served out country past and present. Three years ago i celebrated Veterans Day at
the Todai buffet in Midtown Manhattan with a few competitive eaters and another very successful blogger Zach., who puts out a daily
column MIDTOWN LUNCH. . A very memorable and worthwhile experience. Here is the VIDEO for all to enjoy.
Nov 13
Some asshole that goes by the name of Dax the Ginger posted some shit the other day on twitter describing how much
enjoyment he's getting reading about my battles recently with an unnamed psychopath on eatfeces. This guy reminds
me of Dale Boone but even Boone isnt as bad as this wannabe moron Any individual that looks to stir the pot just so they
can take sheer pleasure watching me get shitted on while they sit back and enjoy the entertainment is one sad pathetic
loser. . The same day he reports to Edible twitter saying i called her a stripper on my blog which is a lie. Read the post
you ill informed idiot? I neglected to close comments on this thread which enabled some asswipe to post this real nasty
COMMENT about me . Now as far as the comment, hey you have the right to say whatever you want about me but just
one thing. Get the facts right instead of wrong. i can stoop to this persons level and retort with some of the nastiest
name calling you've ever heard but instead i will try to use the conservative approach even when addressing an
illiterate moron. If you intend on mentioning one of the great leaders of our country, at least spell his name right. Its
Reagan not Regan dumbass. Or maybe you got the former president confused with Linda Blair who played "Regan" in
the exorcist. Second you know nothing about my sex life past or present . Youre a little punk snot nose who was
probably in diapers when i was having hard core sex with one or more females (not strippers or hookers) Third i'm not
the least bit impressed with women that engage in body piercing painting or flamboyant exhibitionism just to get
attention. Matter fact its repulsive to me . If you think that comp eating is a stairway to the stars or a vice that might get
you on the cover of Vogue magazine , dont bet on it. Fourth Im not the least bit attracted to this individual in a physical
sense. I smell a C-teaser a mile away only nowadays they can claim that tag on the internet instead of claiming it in
person which makes it even worse. Ive dealt with some during the "Reagan administration ok? " Its sad that some of you
major league eaters are either hard up or have such a lousy sex life that you need to shower this person with fake
compliments in person or on the internet with the hope that you might get a young piece of a---. Good luck you might
get what you asked for but then again everything comes with a price. S&M? Bondage? , In other words you might be the
one on the receiving end if you know what i mean. Hey its only competitive eating get over it. Pat Bertoletti very
impressive with 5 plus pounds of pickles to successfully defend his pickle title in South Fla. Pat is able to destroy any
established eating record if he so chooses. Jalapenos are way more deadly than pickles so this contest wasnt as brutal
on his intestines as one would expect. I just hope there were enough portable toilets close by for all competitors
because ones "ass" will take a beating when all is said and done
Nov 15
Today would have been my mom and dad's 58 wedding anniversary. Just thought i would mention. Rumor on twitter is that
Godfather Hungry Charles Hardy is thinking of making a 2012 comeback. Gives me an incentive to stay in the game a little
longer. I want a piece of that guy at the table along with Jarvis . Those new kids on the block have been kicking my ass left and
right for the past 6yrs . Maybe i can do better against the old school legends i competed against back in the day. Although i
never beat Hardy in anything except for pickles , i am curious how i would fare against him for the first time since June 24 2005
Nathans qualifier in Cranberry NJ in which i got my ass handed to me in royal fashion. I believe that was his last to last
contest(last was 2005 finals in Coney Island ) and the last time i ever competed against him on the circuit before he took on
the role as IFOCE commissioner. Larell Marie Mele and Damien Boykin are confirmed for PB& Banana in MS on Jan 8. If youre
wondering about Elvis he wont be entering the building that afternoon. In the coming days i hope to revive Food Specials link on
the front page. I realize its been inactive for some time. One of the shows i will try to upload in its entirety is Guy Fieri Diners
Drive in's & Dives which in my opinion is way better than Man vs Food.
Nov 16
Independent competitive eater Stacey Eatarama Mccarthy shares a short STORY about how his dad who was a former pro
boxer, got a short but painful lesson from Smokin Joe Frazier on how to throw a body punch
Nov 18
Ed Cookie Jarvis appears to have lost a considerable amount of weight recently. Most of us were accustomed to
seeing that huge gut sticking out of the Nathans teashirt but most of that flab seems to be disappearing in the pic
shown on the front page . He will still need to do something about toning the midsection flab which isn't about to go
away overnight. His projected weight goal is now 262 instead of 299. He claims to be around 310 which is 200 lbs
less than he weighed 5 or 6yrs ago . Matter fact Jarvis was 525 at Wingbowl 2004. Maybe Fatso Millender and
Wild Blimp should follow suit and do themselves some justice Good luck
Nov 20
Badlands Booker has called upon the services of Ed Jarvis to see if his magic diet can work wonders for him and the Mrs. According to
Jarvis they are scheduled to meet sometime this week to outline a plan so that Booker can hopefully achieve the same results as Jarvis.
As you know Booker has tried to shed the pounds in the past but the results have been somewhat insignificant. I thought that female
boxer Jennifer Alcorn would steer him in the right direction after he appeared on Wifeswap a few years ago but after awhile he ended
up putting back whatever he lost. I hope this time out he is able to achieve his goals. Battle of the bulge is one of the toughest obstacles
known to mankind because no matter where you go the temptation of food is always around . If you happen to have an eating disorder
in addition to being morbidly obese, the struggle is 10 times greater. That is why i have a problem with these anorexic female
screwballs on facbook like abdul huss whatever, bitching and moaning about looking fat in the mirror. What you need is a damn shrink
to take care of your'e psychological issues. I have had my differences with Jarvis in the past but one thing about him is when he makes
his mind up to do something he does it. After five years of struggling with bad diets and ineffective personal trainers, Jarvis hit gold with
the DUKAN diet. I myself cannot personally vouch for the diet because it includes meat and my new lifestyle excludes all animal bi
products. But hey whatever works go for it. There has been some talk on eatfeces about a MLE turkey contest in NYC on Nov 22. I am
not responsible for any of those retarded comments in which my name seems to appear on a frequent basis regarding an invite. I made
brief mention of the contest on my twitter and FB page. If the best eaters in the world are invited to participate i have no problem with
that at all. What bothers me most is when they invite eaters with primitive eating skills that just happen to live in NY NJ or the outlying
boroughs. If that appears to be the case then i consider it an insult and total disrespect from an organization in which i have always
remained loyal. As far as reporting the event? Why the hell should i? If MLE refrains from even acknowledging someones participation
in a non sanctioned event then why should i not do the same? If you want to accuse me of being a spoil sport or a whiner, isnt MLE
doing the exact same thing when they are not involved in the event ? So there you have it. MLE mentality is based on "If we dont own
a piece of the $$$ action why should we bother ? In the same token, if im not part of the action why should i bother? Gotta love
Eatarama first he goes for the HEAVY bag then swallows 8 HOTDOGS in 1 minute. One day i hope to see this guy on the circuit.