May 1
Same shit different month. Congrats to Pat Bertoletti winning the La Costena Jalapeno contest with 274. Sonya Thomas finished second with 224. Unlike
of the death of Bin Laden it brings tears of elation along with cause for concern. Many including myself work in the heart of the big apple and need to
be on high alert in case of retaliation on the part of Al Kaida. Along with the many innocent lives that perished in 911 attacks, some of you might not be
aware that competitive eating was somewhat indirectly affected by the tragedy. The Nathans civil service qualifiers were held at the Windows of the
World 110th floor of the WTC from 1998-2001 and the Nathans restaurant along with their employees (some as young as 18 ) perished in the attack. I
distinctly remember some of the young girls that worked the elevator on that floor greeting us after the contest " Hey who won ? How many hotdogs did
you guys eat" Sadly all of them are gone. I competed in 2 of the four civil service qualifiers at the world trade center.George Shea was quite
disappointed that i could not make it to the June 2001 contest which was the last before the attack
May 2
would like to be friends with the majority of the 50 ranked members but things sometimes just dont work that way. Im pretty
tight with Pat B, Bob Shoudt, Toro , Juliet, Larell, US Male, Brian Dudzinski, Brian Subich, Aaron Ostoff whom i met recenty.
Some have asked which competitive eaters i stay in contact with. Well to be quite honest it varies from year to year. Some
Honorable mention goes out to Sean Brockert, Damien Boykin, Superpaul Jon Bello and Mike Landrich . Wait forgot to
mention Pat Philbin Tim Janus and Allen Goldstein . 3 of my absolute favorites ! Ha
May 3
The person who calls herself Rhonda Evans went on eatfeces.com this morning to inform me what a pathetic eater i
am and that she paid a mercy visit to my site. One of the statements is correct the other is false. The correct
statement is that at approx 6:30 am someone that resides in Silver Spring MD with an IP ownership USAISC
statement is that at approx 6:30 am someone that resides in Silver Spring MD with an IP ownership USAISC to me
by a friend of Sonya Thomas at the meatball contest in Dec 2004. I have been receiving those same mercy
headquarters did pay a visit to the site. What a coincidence that the same location appeared on a biz card handed
visits 365 days a week for the past 6yrs if memory serves me correct. Its amazing how these anonymous morons that
post on eatfeces refer to my site as a "little known site" and praise eatfeces for being the bible of competitive eating.
How soon one forgets which site gave it its upstart . Then again most of those imbeciles were just born in 2005.
Hey eating fans check out some of these COMMENTS from shitfeces.com and my rebuttal on each and every comment.
Read how i have destroyed marriages and families with my insensitive editorial. Isnt it so sad that one pathetic no life individual is
obsessed with my every move. How this particular faggot seems to come to life only when my name comes up on shitfeces.com
Maybe i should have my own reality tv show which depicts my every move . Oh well enjoy!
May 5
Let me clear the air on a few things like Elvis said in Polk Salad Annie . "so you know what im talkin about " Regarding
the May 4th comments, i never once intended on causing marital problems regarding the two competitive eaters the
picture. Im the least of your problems cause i didnt attend the afterparty. .Although its old news rehashed, Maybe Mr G
should confront the source that fed me the info and take it from there . Get my drift? Last night i was seriously
contemplating closing this site for good after reading some of those horrendous mean spirited lies about me . Then again
zero in on , people would eventually get tired of reading the same bullshit and yearn for BB.com. all over again.
May 6
Saw this guy walking his dog this morning . Looked just like Don Moses Lerman. Here is the PIC . I couldn't resist taking the pic
May 7
Happy Mothers day to all the young and old mothers out there. . I always post this BEATLES song whenever Sonya
. It also mentions Kobayashi bringing shame and dishonor to the Nathans contest by storming the stage last year.
Kobe rushing the stage reminded me of the Temptations tv movie that aired in the late 90's when lead singer stage
during one of their live performances. In the future i have decided not to advertise where i will be competing or
appearing with MLE. Its nobody's business but mine and just stirs up more negative feces comments from the
masked losers that hide behind the computer. US Male and Will Millender are scheduled to compete in the Go Go
Curry qualifier on May 15th in NYC.You need to finish two bowls of curry rice . Last year in an exhibition , i had the
evening but no guarantees. Don Sturdy uploaded a VIDEO of the Nathans Vegas qualifier several weeks ago that
Stephanie Torres and Sean Gordon.
May 8
and now the person in this PHOTO looks familiar now doesn't he? Kind of funny how people love bits and pieces but when a
comment they made to me is posted here without actual incrimination, its not that humorous any longer. I am sure the anonymous
hate comments about me on eatfeces played a role in this . Who's next to give me orders on how i should run my site? Krazy Kevin ,
Ed Jarvis , Beautifulbrian eating pickles at the Carnegie Deli in NYC on May 18th? Might or might not happen if certain people are
not involved. Ed Cookie Jarvis expressed some mild interest and if Jarvis throws his pickle in the ring you know Krazy Kevin will be
there and so will i. This would be my big chance to grab back the title Ed Jarvis took from me in May 2004, For the most part the
pickle contests at the Carnegie that took place after '04 should not be in the record books at all. A victory on the 18th would surely
give me the confidence to go up against Pat Bertoletti in Pompano Fla this coming Sept . Then again this could all be nothing but a
May 11
Found out this morning that my dads son passed away at 62 in Fla. He was a half brother but i never considered him a brother . Matter
of fact when approached by others he would refer to me as his cousin Never grew up with him but somehow its still half of me and right
Maybe i will elaborate in detail later on or maybe just put it behind me but its a chapter in my life i would just as soon forget
May 12
womans division. Slow and pitiful is the best way to describe her performance. She barely got down 9 in ten minutes. Sort
of reminds me of the kids neat eating contest that is held prior to the Nathans qualifier. Speaking of neat eating contest ,
why dont they start a kids division offering prize money of $500 -$1000 . It might sound like im mocking the newly formed
predictable it basically takes the fun out it. The only question might be the battle for 2nd and 3rd place but even then we
have a keen sense on the virtual outcome unless Stephanie Torres pulls a rabbit from her hat.
May 14
send a message to the Womans Division that shes going to Coney Island to win and not come in second third fourth or whatever. Go get em .
When Stephanie Torres asked George Shea in vegas, how he found out about her he told her it was through some feces blog. That really
does alot to for me and the motivation to keep this site alive. I mean really man cmon..Some pics of the Newman contest surfaced on twitter
which i have no intention of posting because feces caught wind to it. Its basically damaged goods as far as im concerned when video or photo
links appear on that blog. Ive warned everyone time and time again , if you still love this site and you want to do right by me, stop leaving
youre FB and twitter pages exposed . You can easily cut the bastard air supply off by doing so. Thanks to a loyal friend in the sport i will
hopefully have full video coverage of the pepperoni contest along with full video coverage of the Nathans qualifier in Pitts Pa.
May 15
not attempt to qualify for the finals i was there to root on the big guns and what a battle it turned out to be. Will Millender and
US Male in a speed duel with Millender besting US Male by 9 seconds 42- 51. As it turns out Male might pass up the final rd on
rather eat fries than rice that afternoon which would mean an easy payday for Menchetti who qualified with the best time of
not attempt to qualify for the finals i was there to root on the big guns and what a battle it turned out to be. Will Millender and
furious that US Male would not join the WLOCE world loser league. Boone said "Whos been badmouthing me to you ? Is it US
Male in a speed duel with Millender besting US Male by 9 seconds 42- 51. As it turns out Male might pass up the final rd on
that Brian Seiken and his website or Conti or etc etc etc. Male basically told him point blank, "Dale everyone in competitive
May 28 and opt for a curly fry contest in Wildwood NJ. Both pay the same first place prize money but i assume US Male would
eating cant stand you" . Check out the youtube video on the front page because during one segment US Male briefly
discusses his brief encounter with Boone. Oh by the way Jo Rose Gavonne was cordially invited by yours truly to join us at its
the arrogance , youth or just the fact that he wants everyone to know that hes some sort of rising star. Not interested in his
stats or promoting him unless he shakes my hand and stops talking smack behind by back as some unnamed eaters have
reported to me .
May 16
So much for the so called "mercy" visits i receive on my blog as reported some time back by that fake person who calls himself
Rhonda Evans, i have updated the stat page and im still going strong for a third grade website. If the recent stats are any indication
on how ive been doing on a day to day basis , ill take all the mercy visits i can get. Thank you. Talk about conflict of interest as to type
Pres of United Pickle who supplies the pickles for the Carnegie, or the guy (pictured on front page) owner of the Carnegie? Joe NYC
gets shit on rye and a $5 trophy. Let Gabe the "Jew" Kassel and Mike Hoffman battle it out on May 18th and get treated to a type of
affiliation with the Carnegie Deli in Las Vegas. So who's the Jew responsible for holding back the gelt in the NYC contest? The couple
of corned beef and pastrami sandwiches in the back room if they are lucky enough to shit out those pickles before the waiter couple
of corned beef and pastrami sandwiches in the back room if they are lucky enough to shit out those pickles before the waiter serves
them their food . This is a real joke. After they threw my Lebron to go sandwich in the garbage can last year instead of serves them
home, i washed my hands with those guys but after this? Man i am never ever setting foot in that restaurant again. My pickle title in
2002 strike it from the records for all i care. Hey as far as im concerned my title was never even acknowledged by those clowns and
after reminding them countless times to post a photo of my achievement in the gallery room, they just laughed it off. Well guess what
im laughing them off. After 2004, future pickle contests never even took place unless you consider those jokes that ate pickles in
2006, real competitors.
May 17
i could play 3 songs off the jukebox. "Dont blow the quarter i gave you. Pick something good ok" ? So the first song that i chose was
Strangers in the night by Frank Sinatra. Now mind you the song was relatively new at the time so it wasnt exactly a household tune but as
soon as my dad heard it he said "Wow i like that one" 43yrs later here is my modern day rendition of STRANGERS IN THE NIGHT
Enjoy ! BTW of course after listening there will be some that have little if any sense of humor , find it offensive and label me as a racist
while moving on with their class action law suit . Life is short so get a grip and lighten up for christ sake .
May 19
Mike Hoffman wins Carnegie Deli Pickle contest with 1.8lbs in 5 min. It appears that Mike beat a bunch of walk on's but hey a title is a title. From a
personal standpoint i would have to have Larue , Jarvis , Mike and a few others at the table before i even set foot there. If i decide to compete in 2013
Joe Menchetti and US Male. In one line he refers to US Male as she male/ female. Reminds me of "Ya must be loco" by Badlands Booker. Speaking
of Booker maybe he should "focus" on producing more of those diss tunes. It would certainly get my ear . Its nice to be nice but its badder to be bad.
May 20
video on their site but the author removed the video. You can only view it right here Pats link is on FB thank god he was smart
enough to make his page private. Pat has confided in me on more than one occasion that he loathes that site and the anonymous
douchebag that runs it. Some of that will be addressed tomorrow at Dorney Park prior to the cheesesteak contest. I love that line in
Millenders rap video. "then you got US shemale who eat a hot dog so good you think he's a female" .
May 22
todays cheesesteak contest. I am almost positive that one of those feces haters resembles Margaret Hamiltion that played the wicked witch of the
site". Nothing like a good ole mercy visit when no other video of the cheesestake contest has surfaced as of yet on the net. Heres something of note. a
split second but could only make out half the writing because the paper was folded. After the contest George Shea discreetly picked it up while it was
still folded . I am clueless as to what he did with it. Do you think he might deliver it in person to the legend of all legends? Takeru Kobayashi & El
Wingador dined out at Tony Lukes recently. and from the looks of it had one gigantic pig out Check out the PHOTO. Larell Marie rocks on 98.5 KRZ
in Pa the other day. She did an exhibition run VIDEO on the radio station prior to the Dorney park cheesesteak contest Here is the VIDEO of me
barely got through that one not only due to the stuttering but the 20 second time limit George Shea gave us before Juliet was scheduled to appear on
a local news station. The best part is when i ask her if asian stutterers exist in China and she replies "yes like you"
May 23
Brian Brian Dudzinski is boiling mad. After pulling out of this Saturdays Nathans qualifier in AC to opt for the more profitable
event Pepperoni rolls, he was told his services are required at work. What a bummer losing out on both. I hope things work
same contest. If everything goes as planned i should be in AC on Saturday to cover all the action. I will be front and center
stage in the spray zone covering Sonya's one woman massacre and some of Houdini's magic acts at the table. The retards
are at it again on feces. Ignore it. I mentioned the two names that ignored me at the contest while the third was a no show. .
That should be enough to tell you who chimes in on the Seiken bashing . Not saying they are solely responsible for the nasty
comments about me but i would be shocked if they didnt get their digs in from time to time if you know what i mean.
May 24
If you are ever in the mood for a nice thick juicy burger and dont want to get ripped off by these high priced NYC burger joints that serve 1/8 lb beef
and charge you an arm & a leg in return, check out PAULS on 2nd ave & St Marks place in NYC . 131 2nd ave to be precise.They give you more
than 1/2 lb of meat on a big bun. If you are an average competitive eater you might need two to hold you for a few hrs but the average non CE will
be stuffed with just one if they can finish it. If your name is Sonya, Pat Joey ,Bob etc well thats another story. Check it out you wont be disappointed
Actually embarrassed to bring back this CLIP realizing how grossly overweight i was in 2008 but im sure some of you remember my duet with
George Shea promoting MLE the game . We sung "Let me tell ya" .off the Stick to Blogging CD which became a cult favorite to some even though it
bombed in sales. Oh lord do i sound and look horrible. MLE FB page removed my link for the Cheesesteak contest. Im promoting them and they
take my link down? I wonder if this has anything to do with eatfeces sign i held up in the crowd.. Whatever im tired of figuring those guys out
May 27
eatfeces thing one bit. A blog that goes out of their way to make me look like shit, should expect retaliation. Looking forward
to AC tomorrow. The same assholes that rag on CLC magic act are similar to the ones that claim i used up most of my
friendships with certain members of the IFOCE. They feast on smear campaigns because their lives are so freakin miserable.
Reminds me of these little assholes in junior high that would sit behind you in the classroom making snide but quiet remarks
class. Most of the time they either end up dead or become homosexuals.
May 28
After viewing the Trump qualifier it appeared that Crazy Legs picked up some debris from the floor and was still
munching and crunching on his hotdogs after the buzzer sounded, Thats just my general observation of the video . I
found it more compelling watching him take the podium before the contest resembling a hassidic rabbi ready to give a
sermon. VIDEO . Elise Rosenberg the new female eater struck me as a tad bit strange. After the contest i sat down in
the casino to play some black jack. After a few hands she took the vacant seat next to me without saying hello. She lost
a few dollars then proceeded to walk away without saying a word.
May 30
Latest im hearing on the Nathans qualifiers but not 100 percent confirmed. Pat B Cleveland, Jim
Reeves Fishkill, Juliet Fishkill, , Brian Subich Crazy Legs Wing Kong Pitts Bob Shoudt will
settle for wildcard at Citifield behind Janus. Ryan Mckillup will retire after Tempe qualifier
May 1