March 1
Brian Dudzinski (god only knows how he survived grade school with that last name) will make his first MLE appearance in almost a year when
he competes in king cake in AC NJ March 8. Brian is also drinking a gallon of water while adding soft bagels into his training regime . Mike
Devito & Ed Krachie used that method in their glory years competing at Nathans back in the early to mid 90's. Eatfeces stirs the pot once the
location of the challenge. I dont know where he digs this stuff up from but its obvious the facetious fake must have been cumming in his pants
when he saw this and couldn't wait for the opportunity to post it I got an invite to Too Jays CB contest on St Pattys Day. I just wish it wasnt
such short notice but i guess someone pulled out and a spot opened which is cool. Very good chance i might head to the sunny state since i
havent been there since 2003. There are two very good eating challenges within striking distance from WPB. Extreme Eatery in Delray offers
a 3lb burger challenge and Shelbys in Deerfield beach has the 24'' terminator pancake. Buts lets be honest, after consuming large amounts
of corned beef on rye do you think ill be able to stomach either challenge ?
March 2
not a payout figure. Chestnuts 15 and Notorious B.O B 11.5 were amazing numbers . Even Bookers 9 was nothing to sneeze about.
The sandwiches in NYC a few years ago were 3 to 4oz tops. These sandwiches in Fla are double the amt. Thats alot of CB. CB is
lunch in the coming weeks. Ill keep you posted on that . To me that is a once in lifetime treat if we can make it happen. And last but
not least the little female phenom from NM Stephanie Torres will put her bionic intestines to the test when she attempts to do the
March 5
Pat Bertoletti and Notorious B.O B stopped by Genos cheesesteak in Phila after Wingbowl 18 and feasted on some Philly
Cheesteaks. Genos cheesestakes are excellent but you dont enough bang for your buck. Same can be said for Patsys which is
located right across the street from Genos. I would give Genos a big Q for quality but a small q for quantity. Just doesnt cut the
mustard in that dept . Check out the VIDEO where Bob and Pat demolish a Geno cheesesteak in 20 seconds I would like to
commend the IFOCE for holding events outside of NY at least for the time being . If you are aware of the Gavonne situation you can
understand why the further away the contest, the better.
March 7
Was supposed to go to lunch with Kobayashi this coming thurs. Its not happening and the fu-- up part is that its not his fault. This is on
like to eat" did not sit very well with a certain individual. The average person would find nothing wrong with that statement but according
to an up and coming rising female superstar in the sport, it had bad intentions attached to it.This individual is very close with Goose
Gilbert and doesn't like to see him mocked in any way shape or form. I wont mention her name but lets just say she was infuriated to the
point where she was this close to going on eatfeces and calling Menchetti every name in the book including Menshitty. (im sure hes
been called worse) She is also extremely adamant about kicking his ever loving ass in a future eating event if that ever comes to pass.
March 8
Cong rag to Pat B and Notorious B.O B for finishing first and second respectively in King Cake with 9.25 and 9 at the showboat casino
in AC. It proves that both eaters are the elite of the elite in the IFOCE. Of course eatfeces is frantically searching for photos and videos
of the contest as we speak and im praying that he comes up empty handed.
March 11
I was shocked to hear about the devastating earthquake that rocked Japan today. I contacted Kobayashi last month about meeting
for lunch one day but he told me he was leaving for Japan on Feb 19th and returning to NY on March 4th. He gave me some open
dates in which he would be available and two of the dates were March 10th and March 11th. Due to circumstances beyond my
control i was forced to cancel a March 10 luncheon in NYC. I contemplated rescheduling for March 11th but as you can see from the
latest turn of events that luncheon would have been cut short and rightfully so. I am glad that fate allowed Takeru Kobayashi to leave
Japan and return to NY a week before this tragic event took place.
March 12
A VIDEO of the King Cake contest in AC has surfaced on youtube. The best part of the video is at the end when Pat Bertoletti says
eating is his life. I like hearing it from him as opposed to other weirdos that sort of fit the part of a weirdo and basically have nothing else
going for them . I say that because Pat is not a weirdo and does have a life outside of eating and unlike some other eaters he is a bright
intelligent and compassionate young man. He never let the fame get to his head and with that said he will always have a future no matter
what field he chooses down the road . Latest rumor has it that Val Bronman from Chicago is OJ Rifkin. I wouldnt bother posting it on
eatfeces because even if the rumor is true shithead will post it just to throw everyone off as to make people think he has nothing to hide
March 13
basically no life with the exception of ragging on Brian Seiken. If i am gulity of having behavior issues and disrupting that joke of a blog,
then why is this person constantly responding back? Its obvious that i hit a nerve somewhere but the more intelligent people wouldnt
bother responding. What it boils down to is that this individual is guilty of the same childish behavior that im being accused of. I love the
or flavor of the moment until i find a reason to sour on them. Who? Sonya? Bob? Brian Subich? Pat? Never had problems with them. I
would think maybe a handful of others have rubbed me the wrong way from time to time. I have no qualms about telling you who i dont
like . I think ive made that clear many times in the past. For the record Stallion maybe too many shots to the brain from Apollo Creed
clogged your memory. I have never had an issue or falling out with Pat Bertoletti. He has been a class act from day 1 and more Why is my
every move so important to someone who calls himself the Italian Stallion? Why does the sound of stallion text sound so with importantly
he has little if any opinion of eatfeces.com except for the fact that he thinks the author is a douchebag . You see Stallion has 10 other
alias names she has used over the past few years such as shlomo clinic. , Stallion is hoping that i have some kind of falling out with
another member of MLE so she could prove her point . Notice Stallion only goes after Brian Seiken and nobody else because she is
fixated with my every move . Right about now she is headed to BB.com bits and pieces just to see if im talking about her. Well Stallion i
guess this must be your lucky day. Pity me feel sorry for me give me your motherly advice . I really need that during my time of sheer
euphoria
March 16
What balls i gotta commend the future of CE Brian dudlight Dudzinski for deciding to drive from PA to West Palm Beach Fla so he could compete in the
Toojays corned beef contest tommorow. He realized that the airfare to Fla is more than $500 round trip and driving there will prob cost half that amt or
in the 90's i used to drive to Fla like i was driving to work. Just cant hack it right now. Too tedious too far and with the crazy new moving violation laws i
could end up in jail like i did two years ago in Tenn.
March 18
Had a super time in Fla for the corned beef contest even though i only got to spend a few hrs and fly back to NY. I recommend Jet Blue even though a
real super time He had a bad day at the table due to acid reflux and i know the feeling cause it will stop you dead in your tracks without warning. Had a
super time in Fla for the corned beef contest even though i only got to spend a few hrs and fly back to NY. I recommend Jet Blue even though Food
was excellent and i cant say enough about the courteous and generous sponsor . One of the judges who works for Too jays is a dead ringer for the
older version of Ed Jarvis. Check out the PHOTO . He even has the same mannerisms. I could have done better but to be honest i rarely pay attention
to contest payouts because for the most part i haven't finished in the money since 2004 . When i found out i was a sandwich away from the last money
am going to train and train hard to make myself a viable contender in the organization. It was nice to meet some of the new eaters on the scene like
Sean, Bryan Beard and Jon Bello. If there was any past animosity or general disagreement between myself and the names mentioned it was only
because of eatfeces and any other he said she said bullshit which not only can influence someones opinion about another person but cause
unnecessary conflict which has no business at the table. Remember this little unidentified ass that hides behind the PC takes great pleasure in
observing hate from the outside looking in but there is none of that at the table as far as i know. The internet world is totally different from the real world
When real people with real identities interact face to face , thats the real world not Rhonda Evans or the few anonymous sneaks that reside in VA or
Greenwich village in NYC . Ill even name a few like Janus, Mitolo and of course the multi personality psychos like Jo Rose Gavonne. Aside from Dale
Boone i have yet to experience one combative troublemaker at the table since ive been with the IFOCE. Lets keep it that way . Had a great time
hanging out for a few minutes with Rich Shea before the contest. After all these years i sort of get used to his sense of humor but i felt kind of
uncomfortable with the remark he made on stage during the contest "Beautifulbrian well he just spent $500 to have a free lunch" What the hell is that
supposed to mean? If you take it to heart its more than an insult to my eating ability. 5.25 is nothing to sneeze at. Matter of fact it was only a sandwich
and few bites away from the last money spot . The airfare was $250 . I have a limit on traveling. The day i spend $500 in airfare to compete in a
contest i better be compensated for eating or compensated for performing which ive yet to see. Then lets get to the issue with Badlands Booker. It
appears the big hug days are over. Its degraded to a basic handshake. We spoke for a few and i congratulated him on a job well done but he recently
dropped me from FB without warning obviously not pleased with some of my comments about Buffalo last Sept. Hey the bottom line i gotta print what i
feel from personal experiences and info that was derived from the horses mouth. I know what a few naive people might think. "Brian he smiles in your
face at a contest and then prints shit about you on the net" No thats not the case at all. If so i wouldn't be able to live with myself. If i see injustice
somewhere and you expect me to hide that just because we are perceived as "tight" its just not happening. You want me to put friendship ahead of
honesty? I dont go there. .Then again im not about to shake someones hand at a contest and then turn around and blast them on my blog when i get
home. Have you ever known me to do that? If you do or say something to piss me off then thats a different story for it will go to print regardless of how
tight we are. Case in point Rich Shea comment.. Now lets revert back to MS and a sponsor that is the complete anthisis of Too Jay. I dont wish
someone good luck when they are about to perform Elvis on stage and five seconds later inform the sponsor that it would be in everyone best interests
if i was removed from the stage. Someone did that in MS last year . I think ive exhausted that issue more than once And guess what ? That same
individual pulled the same move in the past on another fellow competitive eater smiling in his face and talking smack about him behind his back.. How
do i know? He told me before he competed yesterday in the corned beef contest. So think before you have me pegged as the bad guy. Think before
you go on eatfeces and believe all the negative things you read about me from assholes that never compete and never post their real name. Then
meet me face to face at a contest and you will realize im here to help you and not hate you.
March 19
Tom Goose Gilbert probably the last quality eater that still competes as a favor to those pathetic jokes at APE, was slammed by
Ron Undertaker Koch the other day. Apparently Goose corned beef victory at the Hash House a GOGO did not sit well with the
undertaker. Koch claims in a FB comment that the Goose went up against two elderly ladies and a few customers while showing no
and off like a faucet. Its a killer instinct and if you soften up in the least, you lose the edge in future events. Regardless of the fact
that they were senior citizens i have to side with the Goose putting his compassion aside and taking care of biz. Here is the latest
comment from Koch, "When we are in a contest against equal or better eaters we will do what we have to do..When your in a local
contest against local people with no knowledge of how to eat fast, and you destroy them..Did it make you feel good Tom?" Eating
fans check out BABY WRECKING BALL (Seans little 2yr old daughter Amber ) making a bold prediction on how many corned
beef sandwiches her daddy would eat in the Toojays contest.
March 20
is Isle of Capri related. Can you imagine if i performed Elvis at the corned beef contest? I prob would have been given the red carpet too
busy promoting eater x last year and Adrian Morgan the following . And this woman had the audacity to make a remark to me via email" was
i need to be monitored because i cant be trusted. I learned my lesson about contacting sponsors. Never again. If i have a beef about
Chestnut got 12 grand and the table enders got $2 bills you know Shea must have pulled in a nice piece of change. Dont get me wrong i
is Isle of Capri related. Can you imagine if i performed Elvis at the corned beef contest? I prob would have been given the red carpet too
happen to like Rich always have always will but something has to be done about these offbase digs that are snuck in while we are in the
busy promoting eater x last year and Adrian Morgan the following . And this woman had the audacity to make a remark to me via email"
middle of competing.Even US Male confirmed to me that a remark referring to him as a "hasbeen" during last years King Cake contest was
After being treated and compensated like a mench by real sponsors , i have no interest in mentioning the catfish contest or anything that
uncalled for. You dont do that in front of family and friends. How would Rich George and Mike feel if they were competing and we were the
guys doing the play by play and snuck in a personal remark that didn't sit too well with them? . Don Lerman was extremely offended by a
George Shea making light of Lermans shrubs that were confiscated from his backyard by an unruly neighbor several years ago. Some
people are thin skinned some are thick skinned. I can take a joke and roll with the punches but when the top 7 results from the contest are
posted without mentioning the rest of the field and im referred to as someone that spent a pretty penny just to get a free lunch , its kind of
demeaning as opposed to being playful. Stephanie Torres ate a bunch of hotdogs i sent her a few weeks ago. Im still waiting for the video
but i know how many she ate according to Stephanie. If you want to vote on my latest poll as to how many you think she ate go to my blog.
There is also a small prize involved if you guess or come close to the correct answer before the video gets posted.
March 22
Happy Birthday to Beautifulbrian thought i would get that out of the way. Receieved some nice birthday wishes which are greatly appreciated. If
you want to check out Goose Gilberts demolition of senior citizens in the corned beef and cabbage here is the VIDEO. Got confirmed for Philly
Cheesesteak in Dorney Park 5/21 which was a pleasant surprise. I will have to do alot better than the 5.5 i ate last year. With the price of
Subway cheesesteaks going for $8 a footlong, the practices wont be cheap. Without question i will have to learn how to eat alot faster.
March 27
right after i left Wrecking Ball's house on our way to the contest my throat felt kind of funny. Little did i know that was the beginning of
pure hell. Ive been treating it with hot tea lemon and honey and it does seem to help a little bit. A few minor stories of interest. Dudlight
Boone attempted to contact US Male via insta message . "US Male we gotta talk about your eating career" US Male replied "what about
it? If it has something to do with competing at your table No thank you not interested bye bye"