. There is a new or maybe old competitive eating blog  FANPOP  I have no idea who runs the blog but lets hope it takes off because i gave it a mention. More than
likely another OJ Rifkin hiding behind a proxy identity. . Its been around but nobody has really bothered to get the wheels in motion. I gave Rifkin's site its initial
upstart in July 2005 and i regret doing it. With each passing day it degrades to nothing more than trivial bullshit. Who gives a shit about battle to the bone in
Pittsburgh or some woman that won a french fry or ice cream contest in 1976 .  Who is this consumption kid and why does he insist on forcing his tasteless rap
videos upon us. Wouldnt you just love to bash the asshole that goes by the name  "I said" head  with a baseball bat?.  For that matter why do i even bother
acknowledging  any of this eatfeats shit. Trust me its the last time. I received an email from a fan of the site informing me that US Male bares some similarities to
heavyweight boxer
PETER MCNEELEY   Boxing fans remember the Boston irishman  as Mike Tyson's first opponent after being released from Prison in 1994. He is
also the same age as US Male .  I viewed Mcneeley as  somewhat of a jerkoff  dancing around the ring like an ass prior to the fight  only to taste the canvas several
seconds later . His biggest claim to fame was wobbling Tyson for a brief moment during that round . After the fight he kept repeating the fact that he walked the
walk? What walk. He got his ass kicked inside and out in less within one minute of the first round.   With all his bravado at least US Male has a title under his belt. Jill
Stoler completed    the
Yummy Sushi challenge in NYC by consuming 38 pieces of sushi in 14 minutes give or take a few seconds.  Jill was accompanied by her
friend and confidant Will the Champ Millender. Towards the end of the challenge Jill appeared to be grimacing in pain realizing she was about to throw up It seems
as though she was torn between depositing her yummi sushi all over the table or face the music from the peanut gallery  of hateful followers on eatfeats. Will
Millender is another story and a  strange one if i may add. I met him in summer of 2005 as he was getting ready to compete in Roccos pizza contest In Bayridge
Brooklyn. . He seemed to have very little interest in making a name for himself in the sport when i suggested he join the IFOCE. His humble or rather shy attitude  
that afternoon was the total opposite of his bold  approach to the sport several years later. It's pretty clear that he can eat  but aside from Furious Pete he will never
know the joy of competing against real champions . To clarify a remark from a no life anonymous regular on eatfeats.com , i have no intention of posting on that site  
again. I wanted to make a few points and that was that. I don't read OJ's posts which are  accompanied by  low level print  screen shots along with a database filled
with  inaccurate eaters stats from past contests.  I failed in luring some of the good guys over to MLE message board but it appears that Crazy Legs will end up
posting to himself while Humble Bob, US Male and yours truly make a guest appearance every now and then. Hey i tried guys but everyone seems to love the abuse
and feel closer to the wimp behind the curtain. I want to thank Rick the manager for taking the time to videotape the corned beef contest . Without Rick i would have
nothing.  Rick and Humble Bob picked up three female  groupies the other night on route to NY. Decent looking kids but nothing to write home about. I hope Rick
and Bob  got some action.   Loaned my dig  camera to some jerk in attendance informing me my memory card was full as i am making my way on stage. 30 jpg's
stored no mpeg's  and the memory is full? This kid  promised me not to worry for he would   send me his crop of photos and guess what ?  I got shit . Never trust
these fools in the crowd with their broken promises. Contest was delayed for a few moments due to Joey's temporary setback. There was a tissue stained with blood
next to my belongings and when i inquired , one of the guys told me Chestnut had a nose bleed. When i saw the paramedics attending to him i was thinking  no way
this kid is having a heart attack at age 25. A few phonies said hello to me prior to the event after i initiated the gesture and  then proceeded to ignore me like the
plague. Honestly who gives a shit. During the intros i tossed  out a few sample Cd's of stick to blogging which appeared to annoy Rich Shea thinking my aim was bad
.  "Ok thats enough" he replied. . They were protected  in plastic wrap for crying out loud  and i did yell out "heads up"  CBS news and NY1 were there  Nothing  on
the corned beef contest from  CBS last night, NY1 usually waits a day to broadcast the coverage.  Hall Hunt is another victim of the failing  economy  informing me
that he has been out of work since Nov 2008. With that said i was pulling for him to win it all. At least he went home with something. Actually nobody went home with
anything including the big winner. This is one of those  check is in the mail type events. Don't worry everyone will get paid but its like one of those don't hold your
breath scenarios. I should expect my whopping $25 check  for finishing last, sometime during Xmas with a 1099 attached to it. Badlands judging is right on the
money. He lets you make the call before he makes his final determination. Others would jot down what they believe to be the correct totals and just walk away.      
Stay tuned!  NY1 news featured a short segment on the corned beef contest which can be accessed on the front page of this site.Brief  interviews with the first place
winner Pat B and the last place finisher BB. Now this is for the jealous assholes who feel that i love throwing my mug into the camera  . The female newscaster with
NY1 approached me and not the other way around. Her exact words were "I must get an interview with you " Hey im not going to turn that one down considering i
finished in the back of the pack. I did help her set up her tripod and camera before the contest so maybe it was a token of appreciation on her end or just maybe
she has a keen eye for experienced talk show hosts. I think i can sympathize with Don Lerman  replying to his own post about people that smile in your face and
ignore you afterwards.I have emailed several with kind words and have yet to get a response. I guess if you don't own a title and not in the top ten some people
have no use for you.  Speaking of Don Lerman maybe i should carry some breath spray with me the next time i attend an MLE event. Lerman was notorious for
squirting his salivary glands with the hygiene saver from time to time. I have no idea if this was an obsessive compulsive disorder on his part or the fact that he
feared someone might  tell him his breath stunk. I was chatting with Dave Baer prior to the corned beef contest and after a brief silence i noticed that he  popped a
mint in his mouth. I hope this wasn't a hint that i  had a mouth odor. This might be paranoia on my part but i do brush my teeth twice a day and use mouthwash. Did
any of you listen to the  Pat Philbin  St Patty's day show on XM ? I happen to have a soft spot for Pat  even though i cannot  forget the aggravation his pesty friends
put me through with nasty email's and gay porn when he was dropped from the IFOCE three years ago . Not to mention the fact that he ignored  my email  when i
asked him to appear live on BB corner leaving poor Danielle Franco without a guest interview. It baffles me to this day as to whether or not Philbin is getting paid to
appear on O&A. He has been a regular on the show since he entered the egg nog drinking contest four years ago. It's one thing to be mocked and ridiculed on a
consistent basis (I'm sure he doesn't mind one bit) but if there is no monetary gains in this venture , then he is not only an ass but a stupid one to boot. As you can
see from the latest post on Jill Stoler, she is not someone to be played with. I was told early in life never mess with the kind ones that appear to bring joy to one's
heart. She is obviously bent on making sure this dude gets the full treatment red tape and all. . To be honest i don't even know who the hell he is but i know about
the criminal justice system being employed by such for several years. I  have no  idea  what his motivations might have been but she is claiming some type of
harassment which gives her the right as an American citizen to file a restraining order against this individual. If he violates the order in any way shape or form
(including email's)  he will be arrested and can spend anywhere from 24-48hrs in the slammer. According to his blog it appears he not only  violated the order  but
the idea of  spending a day or two behind bars is nothing new to him. The arresting officers have brought him lunch and other goodies while he goes through the
red tape procedure at the local precinct. What is more compelling is the fact that he was able to conveniently work around his court date so he could attend the
Strohemanns corned beef contest. The last thing on my mind would be corned beef contests if i knew i had to face the music in court the following day. Then he
boasts about the contacts he made in the slammer. Wow this dude is one whack job! His only complaint is the aggravation he had to deal with in central booking. It's
a pity that Charles Hardy is no longer employed In Rikers correctional facility(central booking)  . Knowing that Gavonne was an up and coming competitive eater i am
sure the godfather   would have gone out of his way to  bring the dude some Nathans hot dogs to practice for this years Citi field qualifier. Gavonne  now has the
dubious distinction of joining company with Canadian eating sensation  Chris Eyre as the only two competitive eaters taken out in cuffs.  
SI VAULT has two video
pages devoted to Crazy Legs Conti . The videos are all youtube and features the BB corner show from Dec 2006 along with some other IFOCE contests in which
Crazy Legs participated in  Stay tuned!