1. Joey Chestnut: Nothing personal but l i just dont care much for his personality and the
large amounts of cash he pulls in from eating while I'm pulling in shit
2 Pat Bertoletti: A friend to everyone involved in the sport even the creepy stalkers that never
belonged there in the first place. Always willing to give his time for chat, interviews or just
plain shooting the breeze. Never allowed the #2 ranking to get to his head
3. Tim Janus: Oh yeah he's my favorite out of the entire 50
4. Sonya Thomas: Greatest female eater on this planet. I never had a problem with her, its the
assholes on feces.com that try to stir up the problems and cause dissension between us
5. Bob Shoudt: One of the most lovable and caring guys that ever hit the CE scene. "Humble"
is an understatement. One of the few that still believes mid or lower ranked eaters are
something special
6. Matt Stonie: More mature at 19 then i was. Has a great passion for the sport and the older
guys on the circuit can learn alot from him
7. Adrian Morgan: Super nice guy and superb eater. Never has a bad word to say about
anyone
8. Gravy Brown: Another laid back cool dude with great eating ability from the south side of
Chicago the baddest part of town and if you go down there you best beware of man named
Gravy Brown.
9. Erik Denmark: For some reason gets bad press but i always liked him. He's good looking
and he can eat , You jealous? What more do you want?
10. Sean Gordon: This man came through for me in so many ways i cannot begin to describe.
Words cannot describe how bad i feel for him during his moments of pain and sorrow
11.Juliet Lee: My only regret is not having the ability to speak Chinese so i could really
communicate with her one on one. Always a joy to be around. If all those bogus accusations
about her cheating were true, she wouldn't be ranked #11. Eat shit and die you haters !
12. Aaron Osthoff: One of the major class acts of the sport today and a positive role model for
everyone. By being around him rubs off and makes me a better person
13.Micah Collins : When someone tells you "i dont care what you say about me just spell my
name right" I should have got the hint. Its like calling you an illiterate ignorant moron. Took
awhile for me to figure that out. Maybe its best i keep my distance from him. Hello Goodbye is
the best way to handle it. Completely ignoring someone is kinda rude dont you think?
14. Pete Davekos: I dont know what to make of him. Started out on a very positive note then
he might have taken offense to something i wrote. Was super gracious at Coney this year.
until proven otherwise i believe i have not come off his shit list
15. Badlands Booker: Classic case of a guy who's actions speak louder than words. For me
to dare say anything negative about this guy is like dissin Robert Young on Father knows
best. No matter what i say in my defense ill still come off with not only mud in my face but shit
as well. Stood me up on several important occasions. Returns email's at his convenience or
might never return them at all. If you dont mind that kind of treatment , then god bless you . I
sure as hell mind. As far as the one man stage presence? . Not his fault . Thats what they
want to promote instead of sharing the wealth and its obvious they don't want to share it with
Elvis or comp eating parody tunes. Aside from that he helped to produce my CD Stick to
blogging which he didnt have to do. Never has a bad word to say about anyone and even if
he does it never comes off as real nasty. From a personal standpoint i don't think im his cup of
tea but hes still a solid eater and an asset to the sport.
16. Hall Hunt: I rarely see him on the circuit but whenever i run into him he has nothing but
kind words for me
17. Ben Monsoon: i never met the man
18. Jim Reeves: Another eater you dont mind having dinner with or just hanging with in
general
19. Damon Wells: I was corresponding with him for quite some time but he's busy with much
more important things lately. Overall good guy
20. Crazy Leg Conti: Ok so he's the first guy they look for in the media. I guess if i was running
an organization i would do just the same. What i like about him is that even after some of the
nasty press i gave him, he holds no grudges whatsoever. Oh and by the way just cause he
makes a mess from time to time i wouldnt label him a cheater. Has a good heart and i still like
him no matter what . The #1 rated BB corner show to this day featured Crazy Legs in Dec
2006.
21. Michelle Lesco: Don't really know her. Up and coming female eater . Ok in my book
22. Brian Dudzinski: Im partial to this guy because not only do we share the same first name
but he's one of the nicest guys you ever want to meet and he can eat
23. Allen Goldstein: Was a good friend and a huge fan of my site for the longest until he
started acting funny and then became closer with his cousin and both basically ganged up on
me after they initially didnt care for each other before they first met. I dont wish any ill will
towards the guy but i dont associate with him anymore.
24.Nathan Biller: Hung out and dined with him on several occasions when he lived in NYC for
a brief time. Stand up dude.
25. Brian Subich. Not only do we both share the same initials but one of my closest buddies in
the sport to date. Im always in contact with him unless its Johnstown football season when
he's usually hard to reach
26. Eric Livingston: Never gave me a problem. Always cool with me whenever we cross paths
28. Bryan Beard: He's ok in my book. Im the one that acted like an ass which probably made
him suspect of me at corned beef back in March but i think we hit it off pretty well in Fla.
27. Benjamin Taylor: Never heard of him never met him
29. Larell Mele: Probably the best thing to happen to the sport in years. A vivacious
personality and a passion to succeed because her lifestyle is based on the positive instead of
the negative. You cant help but feel uplifted with her presence. The real deal indeed
30. Maria Edible: Last name changed to protect the innocent. I seriously believe that Rich
Shea has the hots for her which is why she debut at 30 instead of late 40's. If it wasnt for
brother George suggesting he calm down, they might have placed her in the top 15. Or maybe
its George that has the crush. Who knows who cares all i know is she's ranked ahead of a
legend named Beautiful Brian but in time they will realize they made a huge mistake when i
beat her on a consistent basis.
31. Ron Koch : He will never live that day down when he found out Edible was ranked ahead
of him. He was so peeved that he called Sheacommunications to bitch about it. Really can you
blame him? An elder statesman of the organization and one of the most under rated eaters of
the century. Last i heard he's seriously thinking of going independent. Cant resist the
challenges
32.Gary Klucken: For an old dude (look whos talkin) he can eat . Or at least he can eat Tamales
in 95 degree heatwaves. I saw him do a number on those in Texas this past Sept . 32 is right
about where he belongs
34. Yasir Saleem: He can eat from what i hear. Whoever ranked him got this one right
35. William Myers: . At times he can surprise you and put up quality numbers but he is known
more for being the "stat" man. Out of respect i wont replace the first two letters with another
but i was pissed when i was dissed for an interview in DC . Then again what does he have to
say for the audience thats gonna keep us at the edge of our seats? One thing i can say about
Bill Myers is that he finally wisened up and realized investing thousands of $$$ on airfare to
finish out of the money wasnt worth the aggravation .
36. Kobi Bauer. Doesnt compete much . I beat him in ribs in Lula MS wearing an Elvis suit
thats all i remember
37. Randy Harrison. Brother of George. Can play the guitar and possibly carry a tune .
Competes once every 5yrs thats all i know about him.
38. Damien Boykin: Real good guy. Showed me around New Orleans before PB&B in Biloxi
and shared a few brews . I expect a breakout performance from him real soon.
39. Jon Bello : Wished he lived in NYC, What a super nice gentleman and family man.
Very under rated eater
40. Brian Seiken: What the hell do they want from this guy? All i read about is negative
comments from assholes that wont post their real name. He has nothing but nice things
to say about everyone. A pioneer in a journalistic sense. TV personality, Former Pickle
champ and a great role model for the sport.
41. Jason Erb: The only thing i know about him is that he claims to know the identity of
OJ Rifkin. I dont believe him
42.Nick Bauer: Dont know enough about him to form an opinion.
43. Bam Martinez. : I said hello to him at Tamales. Responded back but in a way as
though he was doing me a favor
44. Sean Brockert: One of the few that actually offered to put me up for the night and
went out of his way to meet me at the airport prior to the corned beef contest in Fla . I
think he's a great guy.
45. Andrew Kogutesiglrunsoobr Whatever ????????
46. Paul Barlow: Should be ranked 45 cause i dont know who Andrew K is. Super great
guy to be around . Doesnt compete that much because of his blossoming movie career
that he decided to start late in life. I think there might be a hint of jealousy on the part of
others because of it
47. Bruce Ollis: Everything was wonderful until for some strange reason he dumped me
from FB????
48. Steve Martin
49. Mike Landrich: One of the strongest men on the face of the earth and one of the
nicest guys you ever want to meet. Rarely competes except for Buffalo which explains his
under rated ranking
large amounts of cash he pulls in from eating while I'm pulling in shit
2 Pat Bertoletti: A friend to everyone involved in the sport even the creepy stalkers that never
belonged there in the first place. Always willing to give his time for chat, interviews or just
plain shooting the breeze. Never allowed the #2 ranking to get to his head
3. Tim Janus: Oh yeah he's my favorite out of the entire 50
4. Sonya Thomas: Greatest female eater on this planet. I never had a problem with her, its the
assholes on feces.com that try to stir up the problems and cause dissension between us
5. Bob Shoudt: One of the most lovable and caring guys that ever hit the CE scene. "Humble"
is an understatement. One of the few that still believes mid or lower ranked eaters are
something special
6. Matt Stonie: More mature at 19 then i was. Has a great passion for the sport and the older
guys on the circuit can learn alot from him
7. Adrian Morgan: Super nice guy and superb eater. Never has a bad word to say about
anyone
8. Gravy Brown: Another laid back cool dude with great eating ability from the south side of
Chicago the baddest part of town and if you go down there you best beware of man named
Gravy Brown.
9. Erik Denmark: For some reason gets bad press but i always liked him. He's good looking
and he can eat , You jealous? What more do you want?
10. Sean Gordon: This man came through for me in so many ways i cannot begin to describe.
Words cannot describe how bad i feel for him during his moments of pain and sorrow
11.Juliet Lee: My only regret is not having the ability to speak Chinese so i could really
communicate with her one on one. Always a joy to be around. If all those bogus accusations
about her cheating were true, she wouldn't be ranked #11. Eat shit and die you haters !
12. Aaron Osthoff: One of the major class acts of the sport today and a positive role model for
everyone. By being around him rubs off and makes me a better person
13.Micah Collins : When someone tells you "i dont care what you say about me just spell my
name right" I should have got the hint. Its like calling you an illiterate ignorant moron. Took
awhile for me to figure that out. Maybe its best i keep my distance from him. Hello Goodbye is
the best way to handle it. Completely ignoring someone is kinda rude dont you think?
14. Pete Davekos: I dont know what to make of him. Started out on a very positive note then
he might have taken offense to something i wrote. Was super gracious at Coney this year.
until proven otherwise i believe i have not come off his shit list
15. Badlands Booker: Classic case of a guy who's actions speak louder than words. For me
to dare say anything negative about this guy is like dissin Robert Young on Father knows
best. No matter what i say in my defense ill still come off with not only mud in my face but shit
as well. Stood me up on several important occasions. Returns email's at his convenience or
might never return them at all. If you dont mind that kind of treatment , then god bless you . I
sure as hell mind. As far as the one man stage presence? . Not his fault . Thats what they
want to promote instead of sharing the wealth and its obvious they don't want to share it with
Elvis or comp eating parody tunes. Aside from that he helped to produce my CD Stick to
blogging which he didnt have to do. Never has a bad word to say about anyone and even if
he does it never comes off as real nasty. From a personal standpoint i don't think im his cup of
tea but hes still a solid eater and an asset to the sport.
16. Hall Hunt: I rarely see him on the circuit but whenever i run into him he has nothing but
kind words for me
17. Ben Monsoon: i never met the man
18. Jim Reeves: Another eater you dont mind having dinner with or just hanging with in
general
19. Damon Wells: I was corresponding with him for quite some time but he's busy with much
more important things lately. Overall good guy
20. Crazy Leg Conti: Ok so he's the first guy they look for in the media. I guess if i was running
an organization i would do just the same. What i like about him is that even after some of the
nasty press i gave him, he holds no grudges whatsoever. Oh and by the way just cause he
makes a mess from time to time i wouldnt label him a cheater. Has a good heart and i still like
him no matter what . The #1 rated BB corner show to this day featured Crazy Legs in Dec
2006.
21. Michelle Lesco: Don't really know her. Up and coming female eater . Ok in my book
22. Brian Dudzinski: Im partial to this guy because not only do we share the same first name
but he's one of the nicest guys you ever want to meet and he can eat
23. Allen Goldstein: Was a good friend and a huge fan of my site for the longest until he
started acting funny and then became closer with his cousin and both basically ganged up on
me after they initially didnt care for each other before they first met. I dont wish any ill will
towards the guy but i dont associate with him anymore.
24.Nathan Biller: Hung out and dined with him on several occasions when he lived in NYC for
a brief time. Stand up dude.
25. Brian Subich. Not only do we both share the same initials but one of my closest buddies in
the sport to date. Im always in contact with him unless its Johnstown football season when
he's usually hard to reach
26. Eric Livingston: Never gave me a problem. Always cool with me whenever we cross paths
28. Bryan Beard: He's ok in my book. Im the one that acted like an ass which probably made
him suspect of me at corned beef back in March but i think we hit it off pretty well in Fla.
27. Benjamin Taylor: Never heard of him never met him
29. Larell Mele: Probably the best thing to happen to the sport in years. A vivacious
personality and a passion to succeed because her lifestyle is based on the positive instead of
the negative. You cant help but feel uplifted with her presence. The real deal indeed
30. Maria Edible: Last name changed to protect the innocent. I seriously believe that Rich
Shea has the hots for her which is why she debut at 30 instead of late 40's. If it wasnt for
brother George suggesting he calm down, they might have placed her in the top 15. Or maybe
its George that has the crush. Who knows who cares all i know is she's ranked ahead of a
legend named Beautiful Brian but in time they will realize they made a huge mistake when i
beat her on a consistent basis.
31. Ron Koch : He will never live that day down when he found out Edible was ranked ahead
of him. He was so peeved that he called Sheacommunications to bitch about it. Really can you
blame him? An elder statesman of the organization and one of the most under rated eaters of
the century. Last i heard he's seriously thinking of going independent. Cant resist the
challenges
32.Gary Klucken: For an old dude (look whos talkin) he can eat . Or at least he can eat Tamales
in 95 degree heatwaves. I saw him do a number on those in Texas this past Sept . 32 is right
about where he belongs
34. Yasir Saleem: He can eat from what i hear. Whoever ranked him got this one right
35. William Myers: . At times he can surprise you and put up quality numbers but he is known
more for being the "stat" man. Out of respect i wont replace the first two letters with another
but i was pissed when i was dissed for an interview in DC . Then again what does he have to
say for the audience thats gonna keep us at the edge of our seats? One thing i can say about
Bill Myers is that he finally wisened up and realized investing thousands of $$$ on airfare to
finish out of the money wasnt worth the aggravation .
36. Kobi Bauer. Doesnt compete much . I beat him in ribs in Lula MS wearing an Elvis suit
thats all i remember
37. Randy Harrison. Brother of George. Can play the guitar and possibly carry a tune .
Competes once every 5yrs thats all i know about him.
38. Damien Boykin: Real good guy. Showed me around New Orleans before PB&B in Biloxi
and shared a few brews . I expect a breakout performance from him real soon.
39. Jon Bello : Wished he lived in NYC, What a super nice gentleman and family man.
Very under rated eater
40. Brian Seiken: What the hell do they want from this guy? All i read about is negative
comments from assholes that wont post their real name. He has nothing but nice things
to say about everyone. A pioneer in a journalistic sense. TV personality, Former Pickle
champ and a great role model for the sport.
41. Jason Erb: The only thing i know about him is that he claims to know the identity of
OJ Rifkin. I dont believe him
42.Nick Bauer: Dont know enough about him to form an opinion.
43. Bam Martinez. : I said hello to him at Tamales. Responded back but in a way as
though he was doing me a favor
44. Sean Brockert: One of the few that actually offered to put me up for the night and
went out of his way to meet me at the airport prior to the corned beef contest in Fla . I
think he's a great guy.
45. Andrew Kogutesiglrunsoobr Whatever ????????
46. Paul Barlow: Should be ranked 45 cause i dont know who Andrew K is. Super great
guy to be around . Doesnt compete that much because of his blossoming movie career
that he decided to start late in life. I think there might be a hint of jealousy on the part of
others because of it
47. Bruce Ollis: Everything was wonderful until for some strange reason he dumped me
from FB????
48. Steve Martin
49. Mike Landrich: One of the strongest men on the face of the earth and one of the
nicest guys you ever want to meet. Rarely competes except for Buffalo which explains his
under rated ranking
My Take on the Top 50!
