Feb 1
With Wingbowl just 3 days away i havent decided whether or not to make the journey to hell having to deal with thousands of intoxicated
animials in the wee hrs of the morning. I was invited to be part of Brad Sciullo entourage but that was via Brian Subichso in effect i never
actually heard from Brad himself. Considering that i would have to meet these guys the morning of, puts me at great risk of getting
stampeded to death or lost in the crowd in case our signals got crossed. Great VIDEO of Tiger Wing Brunelli winning the Maccabe
pastrami eating contest in Phil PA . Well just got word the MLE wing contest in Dallas was cancelled due to inclement weather. Joey
Chestnut made it into Texas for nothing
animials in the wee hrs of the morning. I was invited to be part of Brad Sciullo entourage but that was via Brian Subichso in effect i never
actually heard from Brad himself. Considering that i would have to meet these guys the morning of, puts me at great risk of getting
stampeded to death or lost in the crowd in case our signals got crossed. Great VIDEO of Tiger Wing Brunelli winning the Maccabe
pastrami eating contest in Phil PA . Well just got word the MLE wing contest in Dallas was cancelled due to inclement weather. Joey
Chestnut made it into Texas for nothing
Feb 2
Looks like the king wont be at the wing barring some last minute generosity from a wingbowl attendee that happens to be driving
through Manhattan fri morn on route to Philly. . Cannot get thurs night off from work so that rules out a stayover. Cannot and
willnot drive to Philly without a wingbowl companion for safety issues and fear of getting lost in the crowd. Bottom line in a
situation of this magnitude and realizing the kind of element that shows up at this kind of event i dont do meet ups! Sorry guys.i
was really hoping to experience wingbowl for the very first time.
through Manhattan fri morn on route to Philly. . Cannot get thurs night off from work so that rules out a stayover. Cannot and
willnot drive to Philly without a wingbowl companion for safety issues and fear of getting lost in the crowd. Bottom line in a
situation of this magnitude and realizing the kind of element that shows up at this kind of event i dont do meet ups! Sorry guys.i
was really hoping to experience wingbowl for the very first time.
Feb 4
Well its official i wont be at Wingbowl this year to fill you in on the gossip or play by play. As expected nobody came through for me so the hell
with it. US Male got weighed in thurs night Check out the VIDEO Last check Brad Sciullo was a no show. Now you know why they nicknamed
him the Lunatic. Official wing bowl results via Bob Shoudt from official Wingbowl scoreboard 1) Squibb 255 2) El Wingabor 254
3) US Male 211 3. Not Rich 211 5. Furious Pete 196. In US Male entourage video, which can be viewed on the front page of this site, he goes
postal sporting a semi automatic machine gun assassinating George Shea and a banner of the IFOCE contract. Without question US Male won
the hearts of the fans in originality and in competition. Even though Squibb took the threepeat it was the US Male show all the way
with it. US Male got weighed in thurs night Check out the VIDEO Last check Brad Sciullo was a no show. Now you know why they nicknamed
him the Lunatic. Official wing bowl results via Bob Shoudt from official Wingbowl scoreboard 1) Squibb 255 2) El Wingabor 254
3) US Male 211 3. Not Rich 211 5. Furious Pete 196. In US Male entourage video, which can be viewed on the front page of this site, he goes
postal sporting a semi automatic machine gun assassinating George Shea and a banner of the IFOCE contract. Without question US Male won
the hearts of the fans in originality and in competition. Even though Squibb took the threepeat it was the US Male show all the way
Feb 5
This one was long overdue and 2yrs in the making as Furious Pete had a short but quick MESSAGE for his no show nemesis
Brad the Lunatic . According to a reliable source Joe Menchetii long standing feud with Brian Subich has appeared to come to an
end. Menchetti had written a bunch of negative stuff about him on Speedeat.com back in the day but Menchetti offered to bury the
hatchet and both shook hands. However according to another reliable source after the handshake Subich was overheard whispering
to another anonymous source. "I still hate the fucker"
Brad the Lunatic . According to a reliable source Joe Menchetii long standing feud with Brian Subich has appeared to come to an
end. Menchetti had written a bunch of negative stuff about him on Speedeat.com back in the day but Menchetti offered to bury the
hatchet and both shook hands. However according to another reliable source after the handshake Subich was overheard whispering
to another anonymous source. "I still hate the fucker"
Feb 8
Will Millender judged a slider contest for league of amateur eaters at Bistro Burger in NYC. Will also enlightened
the fans doing a demo 3 sliders in 28 seconds. He took home some leftovers as well. Im sure as soon as OJ Rifkin
visits my site he will post this story on his site claiming he got it from the restaurants face book page like hes
done on countless other occasions. I heard Don Lerman had an EMT scare at some food court contest out in
Wisconsin won by Joe Larue. From what i was told the joke that ran the event is notorious for never having EMT
present at any of his events. I do have to say one good thing about the guy running the organization Cornball
O'Karmell. Some time back he sent a threatening email to OJ Rifkin demanding that he refrain from posting
anything pertaining to their organization or there will be serious legal ramifications to follow. This due in part to his
belief that the Sheas were running that site. As Ive stated in the past i beg to differ on that theory.
the fans doing a demo 3 sliders in 28 seconds. He took home some leftovers as well. Im sure as soon as OJ Rifkin
visits my site he will post this story on his site claiming he got it from the restaurants face book page like hes
done on countless other occasions. I heard Don Lerman had an EMT scare at some food court contest out in
Wisconsin won by Joe Larue. From what i was told the joke that ran the event is notorious for never having EMT
present at any of his events. I do have to say one good thing about the guy running the organization Cornball
O'Karmell. Some time back he sent a threatening email to OJ Rifkin demanding that he refrain from posting
anything pertaining to their organization or there will be serious legal ramifications to follow. This due in part to his
belief that the Sheas were running that site. As Ive stated in the past i beg to differ on that theory.
Feb 9
I urge the competitive eating community to ignore eatfeces.com. As you can see from the comments,
the blog breeds nothing but hate and contempt amongs fellow eaters. And if some of you believe that i
am the petty negative one, remember that i was the first to let bygones be bygones but he just couldnt
resist fueling the fire again. I actually feel more comfortable with that eatfeces scenario. Its like a good
meal i missed having in quite some time
the blog breeds nothing but hate and contempt amongs fellow eaters. And if some of you believe that i
am the petty negative one, remember that i was the first to let bygones be bygones but he just couldnt
resist fueling the fire again. I actually feel more comfortable with that eatfeces scenario. Its like a good
meal i missed having in quite some time
Feb 10
Well its now official US Male the first competitive eater to refer to Chip Simpson as a "dick" has been thrown out of the IFOCE for
participating in Wingbowl last week Nasty Nate Biller has replaced him in the # 19 slot in the rankings. I move up one spot #40 via
default and certainly not by merit. . The going postal video with his entourage sort of sealed his fate but i doubt that played a major
role in their decision. I never thought he would last with the IFOCE because he is not one to adhere to rules and regulations and they
have certain guidelines that never seemed to fit his needs. In his three years competing on a professional level he seemed to
progress in his eating ability unlike others that remained stagnant or had gotten progressively worse. I guess his number #19 ranking
was justified with the 2 titles under his belt even though he didn't make it to Coney Island. Look on the bright side. He can now eat
and compete with no binding restrictions attached. I expect that he will be contacted by several minor league eating organizations
that have made it their priority to recruit former IFOCE members over the past few years. Over the course of the next few days i will
be rebroadcasting several US Male BB corner specials as a tribute to his demise from the IFOCE organization.
participating in Wingbowl last week Nasty Nate Biller has replaced him in the # 19 slot in the rankings. I move up one spot #40 via
default and certainly not by merit. . The going postal video with his entourage sort of sealed his fate but i doubt that played a major
role in their decision. I never thought he would last with the IFOCE because he is not one to adhere to rules and regulations and they
have certain guidelines that never seemed to fit his needs. In his three years competing on a professional level he seemed to
progress in his eating ability unlike others that remained stagnant or had gotten progressively worse. I guess his number #19 ranking
was justified with the 2 titles under his belt even though he didn't make it to Coney Island. Look on the bright side. He can now eat
and compete with no binding restrictions attached. I expect that he will be contacted by several minor league eating organizations
that have made it their priority to recruit former IFOCE members over the past few years. Over the course of the next few days i will
be rebroadcasting several US Male BB corner specials as a tribute to his demise from the IFOCE organization.
Feb 11
I got confirmed for corn on the cob on april 17th in Fla but have you seen the airfare prices from NY to WPB? Cant get
anything under $526 as of now . Over the past 7yrs this was one contest i always wanted to compete in but never bothered
to register . Ed Jarvis & Joe Larue owned this event back in the day but both eaters are a distant memory. Joe Larue asked
if it would be a good idea to register even though he was thrown out of MLE. I mean after all he is still the current corn on
the cob champ right? Joe you know the story its not happening. Do what youre doing now because for the first time you are
finally getting the recognition you deserve after all these years Woke up this morning to find out youtube removed the Let It
Pee video from my account. This wasn't your ordinary copyright infringement removal. This removal came with warnings
claiming a photo of a woman peeing is not only graphic and vulgar but violates the terms of usage which warrants
suspension. One strike against my account so far. I have the right to appeal the strike but i waived it realizing i wouldn't win
anyhow. You got vids of people shitting, pissing , smelling seats , hedonism, torture, mutilation and they make an issue over
this ? The individual that put in the complaint either cant stand me or must have no life whatsoever which points to an
eafeces regular. The video has been moved to this website where its safe and out of danger i think?
anything under $526 as of now . Over the past 7yrs this was one contest i always wanted to compete in but never bothered
to register . Ed Jarvis & Joe Larue owned this event back in the day but both eaters are a distant memory. Joe Larue asked
if it would be a good idea to register even though he was thrown out of MLE. I mean after all he is still the current corn on
the cob champ right? Joe you know the story its not happening. Do what youre doing now because for the first time you are
finally getting the recognition you deserve after all these years Woke up this morning to find out youtube removed the Let It
Pee video from my account. This wasn't your ordinary copyright infringement removal. This removal came with warnings
claiming a photo of a woman peeing is not only graphic and vulgar but violates the terms of usage which warrants
suspension. One strike against my account so far. I have the right to appeal the strike but i waived it realizing i wouldn't win
anyhow. You got vids of people shitting, pissing , smelling seats , hedonism, torture, mutilation and they make an issue over
this ? The individual that put in the complaint either cant stand me or must have no life whatsoever which points to an
eafeces regular. The video has been moved to this website where its safe and out of danger i think?
Feb 12
According to one of the comments on my blog Dorito champ Joseph Rose was ordered back to Rikers Island correctional facility for five days . Apparently Jill
Stoler must have had enough after viewing some of the threats he made to her life on my blog . However she failed to make the charges stick so they had no
choice but to release him back to society. And where was the first place he headed after his release? If you guessed the internet you were correct. Reliable
sources have informed me that he frequents THIS LIBRARY to gain access to the internet where he can spew more of his hate on a daily basis. I was
shocked that the Dorito sponsors never got back to him about appearing in a dorito commercial for this years superbowl. There was not one but two
commercials featuring those yummy sodium filled snacks. Rumor has it he was holding out for two bags of doritos instead of the single bag they offered so
he could have something to eat for dinner instead of the shit they serve at the homeless shelter. Airfare to Fla for 4/17 corn contest from NY to WPB is
down to $366 alot less than the outrageous prices i saw yesterday. Drop down another $130 and we got a flight.
Stoler must have had enough after viewing some of the threats he made to her life on my blog . However she failed to make the charges stick so they had no
choice but to release him back to society. And where was the first place he headed after his release? If you guessed the internet you were correct. Reliable
sources have informed me that he frequents THIS LIBRARY to gain access to the internet where he can spew more of his hate on a daily basis. I was
shocked that the Dorito sponsors never got back to him about appearing in a dorito commercial for this years superbowl. There was not one but two
commercials featuring those yummy sodium filled snacks. Rumor has it he was holding out for two bags of doritos instead of the single bag they offered so
he could have something to eat for dinner instead of the shit they serve at the homeless shelter. Airfare to Fla for 4/17 corn contest from NY to WPB is
down to $366 alot less than the outrageous prices i saw yesterday. Drop down another $130 and we got a flight.
Feb 14
I know what youre thinking . Havent celebrated it in nearly 20yrs . That doesnt mean ive been void of woman for the
past 20yrs but unless i have a hot valentine for myself at the present moment im not wishing it to anyone else On to
competitive eating . Brian Dudlight Dudzinski will make his first appearance in an MLE contest since May of last year
at Peters Clams in Long Island. He will be competing March 8 in King Cake at Atlantic City NJ. Sent Kobe a message
several days ago about doing lunch thurs 2/18 . Have yet to hear back. One must realize he is a busy man and yes
he does respond back. If by chance he decides not to respond back i think i know why. All i can say is stay tuned!
past 20yrs but unless i have a hot valentine for myself at the present moment im not wishing it to anyone else On to
competitive eating . Brian Dudlight Dudzinski will make his first appearance in an MLE contest since May of last year
at Peters Clams in Long Island. He will be competing March 8 in King Cake at Atlantic City NJ. Sent Kobe a message
several days ago about doing lunch thurs 2/18 . Have yet to hear back. One must realize he is a busy man and yes
he does respond back. If by chance he decides not to respond back i think i know why. All i can say is stay tuned!
Feb 15
Effective March 1 i am contemplating dropping Delicious Bits unless the female eaters which are featured send
me private videos of their eating challenges instead of posting them on youtube. Might sound selfish but im just
sick an f-- tired of OJ no life Rifkin and eatfeces posting every news item related to competitive eating . The
problem being , the FB pages of the restaurants are made public for this no life prick to delve into anytime his or
her little heart desires leaving me with crumbs. Its just getting out of f-- hand and im also thinking of dropping this
website PERIOD! The great Takeru Kobayashi is headed back to Japan this Friday which postpones our thurs
luncheon. We will be doing lunch the second week of March. It will be like the Beatles meet Elvis. Only Kobe
takes the role of Elvis . Me? Im certainly not the fab four so i guess its ex pickle champ meets the King .
me private videos of their eating challenges instead of posting them on youtube. Might sound selfish but im just
sick an f-- tired of OJ no life Rifkin and eatfeces posting every news item related to competitive eating . The
problem being , the FB pages of the restaurants are made public for this no life prick to delve into anytime his or
her little heart desires leaving me with crumbs. Its just getting out of f-- hand and im also thinking of dropping this
website PERIOD! The great Takeru Kobayashi is headed back to Japan this Friday which postpones our thurs
luncheon. We will be doing lunch the second week of March. It will be like the Beatles meet Elvis. Only Kobe
takes the role of Elvis . Me? Im certainly not the fab four so i guess its ex pickle champ meets the King .
Feb 19
The highest insult you can bestow upon the author of eatfeces is claming you posted something before he got his
hands on it. Did you see how many of those pathetic assholes pounced on me? I would say its less than a handful
with most of them using alias names. to make it seem as though a large percentage of morons comment on that site.
Its not as many as you think trust me on that. One of them is a piece of sh-- that lives in VA . Calls himself North pole
Mitolo. Of course Gavonne reports in for free from the library from time to time to get his digs in. Its nice to have
some competition and ive always welcomed other sources for competitive eating besides mine, but this selfish fu--
goes beyond friendly rivalry. He wants everything. Its gotten to the point where unless someone sends me a personal
home video of an eating challenge or eating contest, this ass will find it somehow , someway as long as it available on
the net. I always said the only way to shut his ass down is privatize FB pages or send me the links to your videos but i
dont foresee that happening. Havent started practicing for corn as of yet but trust me im not going in there stale . I
remember a few years ago i watched Crazy Legs Conti practice at home with 25 ears of corn over the kitchen sink in
his apartment being timed by his trusty(use that word with caution) landlord Eater X. Its going to be a mountain to
clmb because i need two separate bridges on each side of my mouth and my insurance will only pay for the laser
gum treatment this year.For some reason dentists wont start any kind of bridge work unless your gums are taken
care of . I have to wait another year for the bridge work or pay out of my pocket . With those kind of prices ill wait till
next year. Everyone remember the COMPETITIVE EATING TWIST. Those were the days when we all got along.
Wasnt that long ago either
hands on it. Did you see how many of those pathetic assholes pounced on me? I would say its less than a handful
with most of them using alias names. to make it seem as though a large percentage of morons comment on that site.
Its not as many as you think trust me on that. One of them is a piece of sh-- that lives in VA . Calls himself North pole
Mitolo. Of course Gavonne reports in for free from the library from time to time to get his digs in. Its nice to have
some competition and ive always welcomed other sources for competitive eating besides mine, but this selfish fu--
goes beyond friendly rivalry. He wants everything. Its gotten to the point where unless someone sends me a personal
home video of an eating challenge or eating contest, this ass will find it somehow , someway as long as it available on
the net. I always said the only way to shut his ass down is privatize FB pages or send me the links to your videos but i
dont foresee that happening. Havent started practicing for corn as of yet but trust me im not going in there stale . I
remember a few years ago i watched Crazy Legs Conti practice at home with 25 ears of corn over the kitchen sink in
his apartment being timed by his trusty(use that word with caution) landlord Eater X. Its going to be a mountain to
clmb because i need two separate bridges on each side of my mouth and my insurance will only pay for the laser
gum treatment this year.For some reason dentists wont start any kind of bridge work unless your gums are taken
care of . I have to wait another year for the bridge work or pay out of my pocket . With those kind of prices ill wait till
next year. Everyone remember the COMPETITIVE EATING TWIST. Those were the days when we all got along.
Wasnt that long ago either
Feb 20
Some of you must be wondering what ever happened to that kid from Phila PA Stinky Pete Miernicki the worlds worst eater on this planet that insisted on
fabricating not only his final totals in a contest but in home practices as well Apparently making up unconfirmed stories about his eating prowess was the
only way he felt he could be accepted by his peers and society. . His once claimed the shining moment of his entire life was getting ranked by the IFOCE. .
I think it was all about doing something to make his parents proud. The last time i saw him compete was at a Nathans qualifier in AC NJ May 2009 where
he ate his usual 11 hotdogs and buns. After the contest either his mother or his psychoanalyst put her arms around him walking away as to say " You
gave it youre best shot now lets walk away from this and concentrate on school . Well i assume he took the advice because Pete has made something of
himself and i for one am glad for him. i still consider him an asshole but at least he was smart enough to give up a dream that was never going to come
true and focused on a career. No more texting Jill Stoler at all hours of the night boasting that he ate 30 hot dogs in a practice run. Check out
this LINK
fabricating not only his final totals in a contest but in home practices as well Apparently making up unconfirmed stories about his eating prowess was the
only way he felt he could be accepted by his peers and society. . His once claimed the shining moment of his entire life was getting ranked by the IFOCE. .
I think it was all about doing something to make his parents proud. The last time i saw him compete was at a Nathans qualifier in AC NJ May 2009 where
he ate his usual 11 hotdogs and buns. After the contest either his mother or his psychoanalyst put her arms around him walking away as to say " You
gave it youre best shot now lets walk away from this and concentrate on school . Well i assume he took the advice because Pete has made something of
himself and i for one am glad for him. i still consider him an asshole but at least he was smart enough to give up a dream that was never going to come
true and focused on a career. No more texting Jill Stoler at all hours of the night boasting that he ate 30 hot dogs in a practice run. Check out
this LINK
Feb 25
I compare all this publicity Stephanie Torres is receiving with surprising someone you know with
lady ga ga tickets even though the person you got the tickets for doesn't want you to know they
are fans of lady ga ga and would be more than satisfied with just a birthday card.Those asswipes
with fictitious names on eatfeces fail to realize that to Stephanie this is no big deal. To others that
have no life including EATERS, her 11lb pizza conquest is more of a big deal to them than it is to
her. . Yes she is undefeated in her personal eating challenges but never boasts about it nor
makes any mention of it on her FB page Get it through your head she does not embrace nor
does she care about the publicity so go knock yourself out.
lady ga ga tickets even though the person you got the tickets for doesn't want you to know they
are fans of lady ga ga and would be more than satisfied with just a birthday card.Those asswipes
with fictitious names on eatfeces fail to realize that to Stephanie this is no big deal. To others that
have no life including EATERS, her 11lb pizza conquest is more of a big deal to them than it is to
her. . Yes she is undefeated in her personal eating challenges but never boasts about it nor
makes any mention of it on her FB page Get it through your head she does not embrace nor
does she care about the publicity so go knock yourself out.
Feb 26
Aaron Osthoff completed the 24 scoop barn burner sundae with loads of toppings included. Anyone familiar with
Floria Lee. She recently set a womans record for most dumplings eaten in a dumpling contest in Queens NY.
Aside from that contest i dont think she is active in the sport. Last month i added her on facebook and this past
evening i commented on one of her photos which features a big ice cream sundae with chocolate toppings. I
asked if she finished it and she replied back "Yes warm chocolate cake with vanilla ice cream. I then jokingly
mentioned that she shes ready for Juliet Lee & Sonya Thomas. The comment never appeared on her page.
Now this was not the first time i mentioned one of the Asian sensations and both times she deleted the
comments. Is the mention of Sonya & Juliet a taboo? Its like i cursed out one of her family members. I would love
to ask Juliet or Sonya if they ever met her or had words with her in the past. WTF???
Floria Lee. She recently set a womans record for most dumplings eaten in a dumpling contest in Queens NY.
Aside from that contest i dont think she is active in the sport. Last month i added her on facebook and this past
evening i commented on one of her photos which features a big ice cream sundae with chocolate toppings. I
asked if she finished it and she replied back "Yes warm chocolate cake with vanilla ice cream. I then jokingly
mentioned that she shes ready for Juliet Lee & Sonya Thomas. The comment never appeared on her page.
Now this was not the first time i mentioned one of the Asian sensations and both times she deleted the
comments. Is the mention of Sonya & Juliet a taboo? Its like i cursed out one of her family members. I would love
to ask Juliet or Sonya if they ever met her or had words with her in the past. WTF???
Feb 27
Brian Subich Cadillac was hit and totaled by a drunk driver earlier in the week and because of that accident he
had no choice but to pull out of the King Cake contest in AC NJ on March 8. Glad nobody was hurt
had no choice but to pull out of the King Cake contest in AC NJ on March 8. Glad nobody was hurt
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