Boone's Bad Breath Burrito
Have you ever taken a whiff of Dale Boone's
breath? Mighty unappealing for some folks
tastebuds Here he is again pictured in a promo
for a 6lb burrito in Bangalore India which in
reality is probably 2lbs and custom made
especially for the fowl mouth of the south. Look
at the expression on the poor guys face knowing
that Boone is lying about the actual weight but
appears powerless to do anything about it. Of
course Boone will find some way to finish the
burrito if it is actually 6lbs by doctoring the video
or dumping half of it in the toilet bowl.
Chestnut & Stonie
consume a Coliseum
Joey Chestnut Matt Stonie and a couple of
nobodies decided to embark on a massive
pizza challenge "Coliseum" at Tony & Alba's
pizza in San Jose CA. Before eatfeces
came along to cause dissension and conflicts
amongst competitive eaters, a challenge of
this magnitude would go completely unnoticed.
Because of eatfeces , high profile eaters
are usually exposed the day of or the day
after the challenge while their privacy goes
down the toilet. Its a win win for Stonie
knowing full well that by doing the challenge
with Chestnut , MLE hands are tied unless
by some remote chance they decide to throw
the both of them out which is highly unlikely.
Death by Suicide . How will MLE
deal with it?
Before you jump to any conclusions that Scott
Bickle suicide will cast a dark cloud on the sport
of competitive eating. think again. Scott's death
did not occur at the competitive eating table. If
that were the case it would be safe to assume
that MLE would not be able to survive a setback
of that magnitude especially if it occurred at a
Nathans qualifier. Nathans is their bread and
butter. The brothers prob pull in an estimated
quarter of a mil $$ per year . If Nathans goes so
does their contract with ESPN. But the fact that
Ohio news sources are playing up the fact that
Bickle was a competitive eater wearing a Nathans
shirt doesn't help matters much. Here is where
the media can do more damage than good. "Hot
dog champ commits suicide" Scott Bickle was not
a ranked member of the IFOCE. Scott Bickle was
not a hot dog champ Scott Bickle never signed a
contract with the IFOCE. Scott Bickle competed in
just ONE major league eating event which was a
Nathans qualifier in Cleveland Ohio. The media
just loves to twist things around when most of the
time they never get the facts straight . The guy
competes in one hot dog contest and he's
heralded as the hot dog champ of the world.
Competitive eating has come a long way in the
past 10yrs and the fact that one of Scott's goals
was to become the hot dog champ of the world ,
certainly gave the media a golden opportunity to
jump on the story. Matter fact they used the CE
angle as the backdrop to the story pertaining to
Scott's suicide. If Scott had killed himself
immediately after his loss to Bertoletti in
Cleveland last year, it could have raised a number
of questions about the sport in general but 8
months have passed and Scott made no mention
of the fact that his suicide was due to his failure
to live up to his expectations in competitive
eating. If Scott Bickle's death continues to make
headlines and escalates to NY media, then there
would be cause for concern. Until then wait and
see. His body hasn't even been buried yet so for
now let the man RIP


I have to admit i was never a fan of Scott Bickle . Like some others it wasnt until he
took his life that i became compelled with his story. Now that he took his life i feel
terrible that i never accepted his FB friend request after he lost the Nathans qualifier
to Pat Bertoletti. I posted my monthly editorial on competitive eating making Bickle the
focus of the story. I didnt actually slam him per say but i made it quite clear that brash
attention seekers were never my cup of tea. I also mentioned the James Brody
suicide. I have no actual confirmation that he read my editorial but i think he tried to
friend me after i posted the editorial sometime in June of 2011. He was that kind of guy.
Not a bad bone in his body. One unnamed female told me that he was one annoying
pain in the ass and blocked him from her FB page. What she viewed as annoying was
more like someone being politely aggressive. At the time i had no idea he suffered
from bi polar disorder. I basically viewed him as another fly by night looking for
attention. I never took the time to read about his other accomplishments in life
besides his dream of becoming hot dog champ of the world. The worst scenario is
when you think something you might have said might have sent someone off the deep
end. When you put speculation, bi polar & paranoia aside for just a moment what are
the three most common reasons why someone would take their own life? 1,
Depression due to terminal illness or loss of income, 2.Loss of a loved one or a lover,
3, Psychosis. In Scott case you can rule out 1 but not 2 & 3. When reality sets in we cant
blame ourselves for his drastic actions but in the future be cautious of what you say in
print because the pen can sometimes be mightier than the sword. Scott in your
passing you will become larger than life but its sad you were never able to live that
long life god had planned for you. I am truly sorry for you and hope you find peace and
tranquility in heaven

Cut Joey's Ex some Slack
Joey Chestnut's ex girlfriend Kiera whom he dated for 2yrs ,
reported on BB.com that she was the one that actually
pushed and motivated him to train extra hard so he could
become the champion eater he is today. Included in his
training regime was lots of raw rice and milk.
Squibb anything but
Squeamish
Current Wingfarce champ Jonathan Squibb doesn't play around
when it comes to practice runs for Wingfarce. Here he is
pictured with 150 buffalo wings for starters as he prepares for
the big farce set to take place at the Wachovia center on Feb 3
What a brilliant idea by Dave US Fail Goldstein to call
upon the services of another master wing specialist with
the same last name In order to insure himself a 5th
place finish at Wingfarce on Feb 3. Allen Goldstein
nicknamed the Shredder , at one time denounced
Wingbowl as a totally unorganized spectacle of fat
slobs puking over each other. It appears that the wing
eating legend who ate 2lbs of wings in a breakthrough
performance in Bethesda MD in 2005, had a sudden
change of heart and decided to share some of his wing
eating secrets with his legendary cousin . ,
Training with the Best
BB Not A Happy Camper
This was my initial reaction after being informed that i
was waitlisted for the Toojays corned beef eating
contest. I was really pissed off. So pissed off i created a
VIDEO depicting my displeasure and disappointment
Update 2/3 Due to extreme violent nature the video has
been removed
Another "prizeless" delivery for US Fail!
What do you expect from someone that lives in NJ and
roots for a losing team like the Philly Eagles instead of the
Giants. US Male finished in 5th place in Wingfarce 20 .
BB.com predicted and guaranteed a 5th place finish for US
Stale after relentless training sessions with another
legendary wing specialist who happens to share the same
last name as US Male. If he continues to train with the best
there is no reason why he cant finish 6th or lower in next
years "prizeless farce. !
BB back with his true
Valentine
Yes i finally reconciled with my beautiful
valentine Myra . She will be accompanying
me to competitive eating events and she
might try her hand at speed eating. Expect
a Valentines video on youtube very shortly
Will the Chump finally hits
the "Big" Time with
Yesterday!

It took him long enough but Will the Chump Millender
finally retaliated against me with this diss VIDEO filled
with nothing but disorientated delusions and lyrics so
horrendous that if Paul Mccartney had any idea what
he did to this classic, his attorneys would certainly
request that youtube remove this rubbish ASAP. It
seems that the minute you have a falling out with this
guy and you just happen to be over 50 and unmarried
you are automatically labeled a predator to young males
under the age of 14. Where did that come from Will?
Perv shit like that never entered my mind but it
certainly seems to occupy yours . Why is that? Or
maybe you needed a filler because youre not bright
enough to compose quality lyrics of your own? Lyric
wise this piece of shit doesnt hold a candle to HOW
DO YOU BREATH" which even i admit was a bit too
brutal on the big guy. But lets give credit where credit
is due. Will's voice has improved immensely. Certainly
sounds a lot better than his rendition of Bruno Mars
"Just the way you are" where you can listen to Will
serenading a basement bargain blimp from Michigan
whom he met online. In the opening verse of
Yesterday he says im twice the size i used to be. Look
who's freakin talkin! I wont even go there. I wish him
luck on the battle of the bulge. Cookie Jarvis he aint. I
give him 10 yrs 10 lbs per year so by the time he hits 40
he should reach his goal weight which is right around
400.If he stays away from the twinkies and wings he
might just get his wish after all
Brad the Lunatic falls on hard times
(VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED)
First Scott Bickle now this? Apparently Brad the Lunatic
Sciullo has fallen on hard times . Not a very pleasant
way to spend Valentines day as the one time phenom
and premiere trash talker of competitive eating is
shown at his workplace drowning his sorrows with a
gallon of grey gouse while attempting to stick his head
in the oven while furiously puking at the same time.
Brad also appears to be 3x the size he was when he
filmed the Furious Pete diss video in 2008 Some of
these scenes are very graphic and very disturbing
Viewer discretion is advised and no one under the age
of 21 should watch this video unless they have strong
intentions of ending their life.
Feb 17 update
link might have been taken
down